wake it up

Theatre Artist x Human Woman. (She, Her)

[wake it up @abtdbbb]

Ive been saying this since watching Sincere lie in broad daylight so bad.
I actually need that.

[Eva Dandridge @kaylaalexis_]

I'm ready for movie night bye 😭

[wake it up @abtdbbb]

I went to a bar thinking of a martini but opted for a happy hour marg. And I can feel my blood sugar spiking. Auntie can’t do the sugar no more. 😩

[wake it up @abtdbbb]

“ what did I do”
Face ass. Hate him

[Justice has entered the villa ☀️💗 @FlyGrlJustice]

That hand stay tooted up when he’s lying

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

PUERTO RICANS R BEING DENIED BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS (WATER) BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT FUCKING SUCKS. I HAVENT HAD WATER RUNNING FOR DAYS BUT I CANNOT COMPLAIN BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE WHO HAVENT HAD WATER FOR OVER A MONTH. WATER! SOMETHING WE NEED TO SURVIVE IS NOT A PRIORITY.

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Mayor Mamdani on the Knicks winning the championship:

“They won it in my rookie year.”

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game

[Daddy @directordaddyy]

KNICKS JUST WON THE FINALS IN BROOKLYN, TEXAS!!!!

[Av ☁️ 🌺 @MarioEmmet]

With their victory in the 2026 NBA Finals, the New York Knicks have finally beaten the joke used in Madagascar!

[wake it up @abtdbbb]

@stfuayen LMAO

[beguey 🫧 @hijabeys]

sincere becoming a side character because he isn’t with melanie anymore

[wake it up @abtdbbb]

@prem_thakker Don’t speak on mango again like that in your life

[brian b.dot™️ miller @bdotTM]

jalen brunson avenging his fathers 1999 lost to the spurs will be some godfather 2 shit.

[wake it up @abtdbbb]

Yeah, def made me 😹 jump

[⚔︎ @1samuurai]

like woah omfggg

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

People thinking this was about taylor swift is killing me

[jas @jasmynbuduan]

kenzie thinks she’s on the bachelorette, gabriel thinks he’s on too hot to handle, zach thinks he’s in challengers, and bryce thinks he’s on traitors

[lauriel🖤🦢 @swAn_girL7]

julian casablancas subway take will forever remain relevant.

[wake it up @abtdbbb]

@amymarchinparis It bc y’all are transplants lmao

[wake it up @abtdbbb]

@DlE4MER Just you. Hating ass