Alt-Moabit Kluivert

Part time Ghanaian 🇬🇭 & Part time yapayapa, all time hertha & arsenal

[Alt-Moabit Kluivert @abu_internetz]

@ajeezayGH Everyone did kwasia

[Alt-Moabit Kluivert @abu_internetz]

Why do we Ghanians love Kenny G that much?

[Alt-Moabit Kluivert @abu_internetz]

@mutariB @NSG You de mad because we Ghana de World Cup and u don’t, simple and easy

[Alt-Moabit Kluivert @abu_internetz]

@ei_joee Ghana dierr. Only kick and rush

[Alt-Moabit Kluivert @abu_internetz]

@heisfabi @KooNti10 @DisTurB____ I see

[سهم @1SMi_]

🚨🚨🚨 عـاااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااجل!!!!

السلطات الامريكية تقوم بتفتيش لاعبي منتخب السنغال بمجرد نزولهم من الطائرة!🇺🇸🇸🇳

[DisTurB🎮 @DisTurB____]

from nowhere 💀

[Alt-Moabit Kluivert @abu_internetz]

@KooNti10 @DisTurB____ It’s Kevin Prince Boateng not Dede if am not wrong?

[Stephen M. D. Kafeero @sdkafeero]

This piece by @guardian is a masterclass in why old-school journalism will never die. You could easily lose 3 hours in this and still want more. https://t.co/P6xxOOo518

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Imagine paying $20/month for Claude when you can just ask questions to the Chipotle customer support bot and get Opus 4.8 for free

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

LIV IS THE ROOKIE OF THE MONTH. 🥽

[Mike 🇸🇳 @mikebalbina]

Je viens de réaliser qu'on est la première génération d'oncles et de tantes à ne pas se disputer pour des terrains... parce qu'on ne possède rien

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing.

honestly? it’s this.

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[DomiNICK @domynych]

I've fixed this for you!

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Told this Polish guy at work I'm from Gambia and he told me he has a friend from Ghana. So I also told him I have a friend from Romania now we're both staring in silence.