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[S!mon @abuga_simon]

I find it difficult to reason with current politicians globally.

[ثائر البنا، غزة 🇵🇸 @thaeralbannaa]

الحمد لله وبفضله، تم توفير نظارة جديدة للطفل أيوب
وتأمين طعام له بفضل الله ثم بفضل أهل الخير.
جزى الله كل من ساهم أو نشر أو دعم خير الجزاء، فقد كنتم سببًا في تخفيف معاناة طفل وإعادة البسمة إلى وجهه. 💕🤲

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

This Palestinian boy in Gaza broke down in tears after his glasses were damaged. Amid Israel’s genocidal war on Gaza and blockade on the entry of supplies, it may be impossible for him to replace the glasses.

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

If you're looking for a movie or series to watch over the weekend, I recommend "If You're Listening" by Matt Bevan. The series has 127 episodes so far, all available on YouTube for free. This is a thriller and a comedy and a little bit of documentarish.
https://t.co/gBbAvEvNXh

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

I'm fucking getting old, and no fucking shit is working out. Fuck!

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

@veritasium I recently applied for the researcher role for the Veritasium 2 channel. I lowkey genuinely believe it was a strong application, and even if I don't get the job, you guys, please have a look at my resume. 😂😂😭

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

Times I have complained that my girlfriend doesn't listen to me— -100000000.

Times my girlfriend has complained that I don't listen to her— 2156476964564 x 10^1000.

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

If Ebola is in the DRC and America wants to contain the disease within the region, why not do it in the DRC? Why do they need to build facilities in Kenya? There is so much space there, too?

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

Why do all women think they weigh 3kgs (6 pounds of freedom)?

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

@kipmurkomen, I want to write a book about "Incompetent Leaders", can I use you as a prime example?

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

CS Murkomen: When I was in the Senate in the last administration, I was a very serious critic of the way the oil prices were being handled by the government. You should give us credit that no life was lost; we never organized a protest. The leaders of the matatu industry at that point in time never protested against the government. You should ask yourselves why did they feel that it was okay to understand Uhuru Kenyatta, but when it is President Ruto, they should go to the streets? There must be a certain level of profiling that applies to William Ruto and not Uhuru Kenyatta

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

Any MP, in this fucking shithole, earning over $10,000 per month, is crazy to me.

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

Yet, by the end of the term, the supposed MP will comfortably afford a KES 60 million car. The government, in any third-world country, is a money-making machine for the elite. They keep the system barely functioning to mint as much as they can. But hey...

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

An MP in Kenya earns about KES 1 M minimum per month, that's 12 million per year and 60 million shillings by the end of their term. Let us be generous: for each year, you can add an additional million, bringing the total to about 72M. Clearly, there is no ROI in becoming an MP.

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"Kubomolewa nyumba ya Ksh31,000,000 ni kitu kidogo, 2022 nilikuwa nataka bunge pale Ruaraka. Nilitumia pesa juu nilkuwa najua nitapata. I spent almost Ksh100,000,00, nikatolewa na ticket ya ODM ikapewa direct kwa TJ Kajwang'. Bado nitasimama 2027 na nitamnyorosha, haniwezi!"~Defao

[Veritasium @veritasium]

Why is 3N+1 so famous in math?

#veritasium #science #physics #math

[Veritasium @veritasium]

Submit your questions to be answered in upcoming Shorts!

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

The Great Kenyan Caliphate.

[razor rein @ReinRazor]

@kilundeezy Fixed that for you, our Hegemony is inevitable.

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

@surface @surface

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

I need either a
1. Microsoft Surface Pro
2. Apple MacBook Pro, M4 14inch
3. Dell XPS 15
4. Asus ZenBook 16
5. Lenovo Thinkpad XI Carbon Gen 11

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

@surface @surface

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

I can't believe I got an interview and passed two..😭
Few more to go... 🥳

[S!mon @abuga_simon]

@veritasium I recently applied for the researcher role for the Veritasium 2 channel. I lowkey genuinely believe it was a strong application, and even if I don't get the job, you guys, please have a look at my resume. 😂😂😭