Alex Bum

[Alex Bum @abumz]

Nobody likes you when you're 23

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"The truth can be a bitch, but if the boot fits..."

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@so_fifii nawmeeeaaan?!!!

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Man bun. So hot right now

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@whitneyrkilduff yes yes yes. #youneverknow

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“@WOWFoodPics: Chocolate Dipped Glazed Donuts Stuffed With Cookie Dough http://t.co/GmVoMJIYL1” @so_fifii 👅💦

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I mean you can't forget about Marky Mark. I mean look how thug he looks

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Yall remember when Will Smith thought his calling was rapping? Ha

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If you have never put peanut butter in your oatmeal then what are you doing with your life?

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Just learned how much mite feces we inhale on a daily basis. I will spare y'all that statistics, but TRUST ME it's a lot.

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Just shut a chunk of my hair in my car door...so there's that

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“@WOWFactsOfLife: Marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 70%.” @so_fifii 💍?

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Watching this grown ass woman stomp around in her heels because, she can't walk in them, is possibly the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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Gwen Stefani kind of sounds like she's saying "I ain't no Harlem black girl" instead of hollaback girl

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@meggtayy lmfao thanks to my dad for throwing this one on FB. Nail game been on point since age 10 HOLLA

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Micro professor has been showing us pictures of his cats for the last 20minutes...

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I'm glad wet humans don't smell bad like wet dogs do.

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Wishin I was snuggling with my pup

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Just realized I've had bird shit on my shoe for idk how long. Wasn't there when I put on my shoes. But I guess im glad it wasnt on my head

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Not having to set an alarm for the morning is the best thing ever. 😴 time to #hibernate