Andrew Burke

:D

[Andrew Burke @aburke225]

Was buying deodorant in a dream last night and as I walked up and down the aisle I realized you can’t smell in your sleep. Completely ruined my immersion.

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Cupid and Say So are the same song

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Or just too much coffee one of those

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Having déjà vu of another time you had déjà vu is such a mindfuck holy

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@AdamLongsword @chidotle JEEZUS

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I think this was the most adult day I’ve ever lived. Woke up early, worked all day, dropped my dress shirt off at the cleaners so it’s ready for a wedding, took my watch to the jewelers, finalized my insurance plan, got groceries and cooked dinner. No complaints, just feels weird

[trevor aquino 😶‍🌫️😰 @TrevorAquino]

Best thing to happen this year, hope it’s foggy next year too

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@AdamLongsword Unit

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👈🏻😲

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How it started and how it went

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He’s a 10 but he wants to bring back planking

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@AdamLongsword @chidotle Insane pump

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@maxjkim Back to ca

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Flight delayed an hour. Ok sure.

Everyone finally boards.

Pilot: “We’re just waiting on some paperwork for takeoff.”

Another hour.

Pilot: “Yeah so we’re still waiting on that paperwork.”

HUHH?? LIKE WHAT

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@NRGcurrent I am painfully iron pls

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@ryanhasfriendz @jaaykaytee Album cover

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@TrevorAquino Tbell party upon ur return

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The delivery guy handed me my order and then said he needed a picture of it but it seemed weird to like put it down so then

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he didn’t even say thank you

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I just moved out of the way for a dog on the sidewalk. Wtf am I doing