Austin Burke

[Austin Burke @aburke95]

I asked my sister to pickup qdoba while she was out and about..... I’ve got a hunch I should check what’s in the kitchen

[Austin Burke @aburke95]

@PaidtoRaid Holy shit you might just somehow be the dumbest person on twitter. Incredible. Please continue..

[Austin Burke @aburke95]

@PaidtoRaid “You can get PTSD from a lake but not from war.”

Do you see how dumb that sounds?

[Austin Burke @aburke95]

Twitter is awful and we’re all stuck here because it’s literally at times how our politicians communicate updates.

[Austin Burke @aburke95]

@sty_defi I like @sircalebhammer but this is a pretty bad look. Just completely missing the mark and focusing on the wrong thing here.

[Austin Burke @aburke95]

@MeghanMcCain Sometimes the apple does in fact, fall very, very far, from the tree.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview

Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying.

Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating.

Welker: Do you have evidence?

Trump: All I have to do is look.

Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow

Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Austin Burke @aburke95]

People ruining our country, like Mike Johnson, know they can continue doing so because we hold 0 accountability in this nation. We all know this a lie. But it doesn’t matter, because there are simply no consequence lol. We are pathetic and our forefathers are fucking rolling.

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table.

We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics.

Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.

[Austin Burke @aburke95]

Adams the man

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna be nicer about this. Neocon boomers are mortgaging my generations future by amassing trillions in debt, turning America into a pariah on the global stage, and getting our troops killed for another failing war.

I have to watch these neocons lie about the state of this war on TV every single day. Then, the moment I push back and assertively ask, “hey, what’s the actual goal here?” I have a legion of neocon boomers telling me I should know my place. Or I should wait my turn to talk with the grown ups.

Fuck that, genuinely.

I’m not claiming to have all of the answers or be all knowing. But young people deserve a seat at the table to fight for our interests as well. 95% of media is made up of boomers in suits who created these problems, and being nicer isn’t going to fix them.

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

i’m no fan of RFK jr. but can we stop pretending that swapping out dyes like red 40 and yellow 5 for healthier options is some sort of travesty. america is so addicted to being fat.

[Rob Kendall @RobMKendall]

Micah Beckwith has said literally nothing after there was irrefutable proof his best friend and boss knew and hid that his son was a hyper dangerous pedophile from the church. To this idiot who knows nothing about our state that’s a “great leader”.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I'm old enough to remember when Tebow first blew up at Florida. Always thought he had to have been hiding some big secret bc there's just no way anybody is really that good of a person.

20 years later he is the only guy I can think of who was built up by the media to be a saint and has actually lived up to it. Also has a higher playoff passer rating than Tom Brady.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Rep. Luna: "I think it's really disgusting how this institution protects itself... We just had a Member of Congress literally sexually harass a woman that then lit herself on fire and you all protected him! You guys all protected him!"

[Lucas Gage @LucasGageX]

My fellow Marine has a Combat Action Ribbon.

He's seen war and doesn't want more to die.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

My stepfather always said "The elephant doesn't have to tell anyone he's big".

This guy needs therapy. Its embarrassing. Eisenhower's generation would laugh at him. This is like dialog from a terrible B movie script. Or a Roy Cohn tutorial.

[Andrew Ireland @AndrewIrelandIN]

Indiana corporate-maxxed the welcome signs.

Massive aura downgrade.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

It didn’t begin in 1776 you fucking morons

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

We should probably stop putting people who are preparing for the rapture in charge of anything

[IndyStar @indystar]

Economist Michael J. Hicks: Outside of a recession, 2025 was the second-worst year for job creation in Indiana in a half-century. Only the jobless recovery of 2003 was worse.

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