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@malyk_pickett No

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Twin Peaks is elite television

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@spiteclaw @BHerbstritt

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

He thought his dad forgot about his birthday. Little did he know... ❤️ #HappyFathersDay

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@matt_stencel He’s not 10th in fielding percentage among SS this year, apologies. He’s career .950 though. And had .985 his rookie year in 60 games.

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@matt_stencel Errors don’t tell the whole story necessarily (Baez for example.) isn’t Tatis 10th among SS in fielding percentage? He has crazy range. Nonetheless he’s third in the league in WAR and first by a decent margin in offense WAR. Lifelong Sox fan btw.

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@okay_chini We’ll give you Thad young since they’re basically the same player

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@couchtourdrake Based and good.

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@couchtourdrake Hazy boiz

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@HOTSlNCE92 Tinely Park and Darien**

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@goonytoons Shit kinda bangs

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@goonytoons Someone already made something similar called HAP lol

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@yungmfeli Love you

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@couchtourdrake @snickimpson Rip in pieces :(

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@couchtourdrake @_mybackhurts Based

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@BHerbstritt @bAiLEyeNgEL Tarzan. No debates.

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@lotmeemaw Please**

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@lotmeemaw Can u put my beer in the fridge it’s on your porch