Alex Burtka

[Alex Burtka @aburtka]

@WWJ950 275 Close both ways at Ann Arbor Rd. due to powerline issue

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

This might be my favorite Ai Pixar parody yet...

White Liberals!

It's perfect. 🤣🤣🤣

[Alex Burtka @aburtka]

@DTWeetin if you are going to be a big name Delta airport, might I recommend any water bottle refill stations at your drinking fountains, more breakfast options beyond McDonalds and just a better vibes experience? Never feel like the ticket price justifies the DTW experience.

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Listen up y’all

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is why I support ICE

[Bubblewrap @ReissChris45893]

@NnPnemck WE ARE CHARLIE

[NN @NnPnemck]

I want you to remember Charlie Kirk getting his neck blown out in front of college kids. The entire world watched it happen. And I want you to remember how the left reacted. How they celebrated. How they justified it. How hundreds of thousands of people liked a post where Amanda Seyfried said he deserved it.

Then remember how enraged they were when President Trump moved his head and survived an assassination attempt on live television… something that would have thrown this country into chaos, if not outright civil war.

Remember how they built shrines and merch for Luigi Magionie after he murdered an innocent man in cold blood.

And Ashli Babbitt? They didn’t just defend the shooting, they turned her killer into a hero and have mocked her death for five straight years. Their hypocrisy is so loud and rancid it makes their obnoxious red whistles seem quiet.

This isn’t “politics.” This is a communist insurgency, carried out by ppl who openly worship the ideology of Karl Marx and want to eliminate everyone to the right of him. They don’t care about life or “innocent victims.” They care about power, and they will justify any amount of bloodshed to get it.

Accept where we are. It is not going to be pretty. Do not be manipulated by their narcissistic, emotional-blackmail warfare. The only way is through.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

The fact none of these people were out here violently protesting Ice deportations between 2009-2016 when President Obama deported 3 million illegal immigrants makes me think all of this has very little to do with ICE deportations.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Weird that ICE are operating in dozens of states, but it only gets violent in the one where we just uncovered a billion dollar fraud ring with probable links to the governor.

[Colin @colin_gladman]

If a police officer pulls me over, and I don’t like the charges, I can have my day in court.

If I get out of my car, stick my phone in his face and cuss him out, I’ll get additional charges and probably arrested.

If I get out of my car and get in a fist fight with him, I deserve to get my ass beat.

If I choose to get in a fist fight with him and have a gun on me, I deserve to get shot if they feel threatened making split second decisions.

All this can be avoided if I simply accept, and respect, the officer’s authority a remain a law abiding citizen.

The fact this is a wild take in America today is laughable.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

3 Communists walk into a bar, one orders a $15 mixed drink, one a $10 Martini, and the other a $6 beer. When the bill comes, based on their mantra, they are forced to split the bill equally.

Next week, the three, once again, return to the bar, but this time, they all ask for separate checks, so the bartender asks them, why aren’t they splitting the bill equally, since in communism, everyone pays the same fair share. The three communists reluctantly agree, and once again split the check 3 ways.

The following week, the three communists return, but with a mob of devoted followers, and protest the bartender, to change the prices of all their drinks, to the cheapest drink on the menu.

In fear of his business vandalized or burned down, the bartender agrees. So the following week all the communists come in and enjoy their $6 equally priced drinks, and celebrate the successes of communism.

The Communists continue this for several more weeks, until one Friday they return to the bar, to find it closed, with a sign out front, stating that the bar is out of business.

And that comrades, is how communism works.

[Emily Juniper 🇺🇸🇦🇺 𝕩 @emilyjuniper_]

🚨Paramount’s Landman just put the pronoun debate in a chokehold. Ainsley Norris nails it: “Using a plural pronoun for one person is just kind of incorrect.”

TCU Counselor: “Says who?”

Ainsley Norris: “Well, the English language.”

The world is healing 👏🏻

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Whitney Cummings just shredded the contradictions in 25 seconds of pure fire:

- “We don’t believe in gender… but we need a female president.”

- “My body, my choice… unless it’s a baby that needs a hep B vaccine (which comes from butt sex or sharing needles).”

- “The seas are rising because of climate change… but we live on the coast and bought beachfront property.”

Logic? Nowhere to be found.

25-sec clip — savage roast of modern hypocrisy 👇

Which contradiction hits you hardest? Drop it below.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Hakeem: “Trump claims he’s gonna run Venezuela. He’s done a terrible job running the United States of America.”

Bro, Trump just snatched a narco-dictator, flew him to Brooklyn, and locked him up, while gas is $2.80, borders are closing, and you’re crying

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Seriously 😂

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

This will probably get around 100 million views by tonight.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This dude has done far more useful journalism than any of the winners of the 2024 @pulitzercenter prizes.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Look at me, I run the daycare center now” 😳

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Phillip Rivers has more children than the entire Minneapolis Somali daycare system.