infant girl

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[infant girl @aby_gurll]

In honor of my birthday month, I’ve changed my name to infant girl because that’s what on my birth certificate. My mom took too long to name me at the hospital.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[infant girl @aby_gurll]

@atxconcert @melinalbravo

[Austin, Texas @atxconcert]

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[infant girl @aby_gurll]

My gas light turning on is my 13th reason. I’m done for the week 🫠😭

[infant girl @aby_gurll]

@zryhrta I ain’t shit. I be leaving my brother on read 😂

[. @realsinyo]

bad bunny is invited to la carne asada 🤝

[infant girl @aby_gurll]

Aww, bye Kate

[MLB @MLB]

JV to NYC!

Justin Verlander, Mets reportedly agree to a 2-year deal with a vesting option for 2025, per @JonHeyman.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me at a restaurant acting like i didn’t google the menu 3 days ago

[Kye @GxldSociety]

Me calling God to make sure I ain't on his "Strongest Warriors" list again for 2023

[Thee jesus @Brwngod]

I love this man, cause a lot of Mexicans aren’t ready for this conversation

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

this really the hardest line in the history of US presidency

[infant girl @aby_gurll]

@gjdalia Is this about me telling you to use the Got 2 B glue for your eyebrows?

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

a mi me gustan las cabezonas

[Love.Char @superrchar]

I just want people to realize that cats are actually hilarious lmao. every day i’m entertained.

[𝓡𝚞𝚋𝚢 @rubyshtx]

Every girl in Houston gonna be asking for a three finger combo

[Lamorne Morris @LamorneMorris]

Rent is $22k a month

[Austin, Texas @atxconcert]

CONGRATS @aby_gurll, you are the winner!! Please dm me with your full name and email to claim your tickets.

[aquarius.jpg @janevaalexis]

as a kid who was never able to afford the scholastic bookfairs and would be super bummed seeing all my friends buy things, this makes me so happy to see. s/o to @quintabrunson fr 🫶🏽

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Dusty Baker confirmed that he will return as the Astros manager next season.