satirical⛦pataphysician

polemical irrationalist in rehab after i transcended orthodox sarcasm, takhtpalat-er for hire. panopticontemporabyssalopelagicsoluminescence.

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

a triptych heuristic
for an islamicate cosmotechnics;

your plausibility structure on the cyber shall be derived;
from kino edits,
slick fits
and... fictional chicks...?

(⁠ب⁠_⁠ب⁠)

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

@sifarchand switch architecture and culinary

[Şerşeh🍁 @_shershahhkhan_]

the 18th century ottoman elites adopted the european understanding of civilisation defined by material progress, better governance and prosperity.

one ottoman bureaucrat munif pasha in 1860 blamed chinese for their losses in the Opium War because of low tech and progress.

[Anzar’s Lament ⵣ𓂃🕯️ - ᚨᚾᛉᚨᚱ @Anzarides]

Y’all there’s an Amazigh game that came out on Steam called ‘Castle in the Sands’

[Christina Tudor-Sideri @dreamsofbeing_]

“Once one has survived something then survival itself interferes with understanding, and you don’t even know which lives came before and which is your life of today, you even mix up your own lives.”

—Malina, Ingeborg Bachmann; tr. Philip Boehm

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

@muhasaba_needer but why are they fighting dragons with stuffed pillowcases? it's like fighting a battleship...with stuffed pillowcases.

[Manish RJ @mrjethwani1]

Chacha did not hesitate 🤣🤣

[nisarga @ni5arga]

networking arc

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

hindustan ek khwaab hai

[nisarga @ni5arga]

We managed to play the iconic Bad Apple video on CBSE's prod site!

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

@sifarchand @laalkanval gonna start a psyop targetting hindutva uncs/aunts on WhatsApp about decolonisation and how hindi is a farsi word and the correct name should be deshboli or bharati or aryani or something

[doomer @uncledoomer]

imagine you and the other scheming vizier have your hopes of installing a puppet regent utterly dashed when your liege's bride at long last bears a male heir.

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

Eid Mubarak, frens. May this one be blessed. May the next one be even better.

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

Eid Mubarak, frens. May this one be blessed. May the next one be even better.

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

@sifarchand oye veere toon kadon ton punjabi hon di fukri maaran lg peya

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

white privilege

[Clash Report @clashreport]

A rare albino buffalo in Bangladesh nicknamed “Donald Trump” for its blond tuft was spared from Eid al-Adha sacrifice after going viral online.

The 700-kg buffalo had already been sold, but the government intervened over security concerns as crowds flocked to see it.

Authorities refunded the buyer and moved the animal to the Dhaka zoo.

Source: Reuters

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

@muslimmelange @MaturidiMonarch congratulations 🎉👏🎇!

[Ottoman Imperial Archives @OttomanArchive]

✏️ An Ottoman Student's Notebook Compiled from Notes Taken During Classes at the Ottoman Imperial School of #Medicine (Darülfünun), 1919

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

POV: The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior

[patangeer @patangeer]

we went to j. to get my niece eid outfit, and my bhabhi asked the salesman why there aren't sleeveless options for infants, and he literally said humara taluq eik mazhabi gharanay se hai. - 😭

[bo baby (fae) @semeallele]

all the different ways people describe eren jaeger

[Nawab @WDLD0712]

Surah al-Sharh stylistically incorporated into the cut-away engine schematic artwork

What did I say about industrial tasawwuf, Anon?

[satirical⛦pataphysician @abyssicist]

@sifarchand can we do istighatha through ibn sina and al-khawrizi before our maths exams islamqa hanafi