abby

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[abby @abz_olutely]

@Saylor_Tommy Problem solving kween

[abby @abz_olutely]

@pulte $broylesbaby 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[GL @gldivittorio]

You can’t be sad if you just keep cleaning different parts of your apartment

[Lindsay Boling @LBols]

Wow sitting in a bar and this guy started talking to me. Turns out he is an expert in medicine, foreign policy, finance AND ideology. What an incredible opportunity for me to meet this man.

[Leo @MODELIONS]

wait cuz in 2 months 2019 will be 7 years ago......

[abby @abz_olutely]

@MynameeeisJobin Needed this

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

if your 14 day old embryo has big wide eyes and a full set of teeth, you absolutely must get an abortion immediately because that is a demon and you will be consumed from within before the second trimester

[Rayane Namour @Rayanenamour]

Jennifer Aniston at 52 Me at 20

[they call me callie 🦖 @chickennnnugget]

cows

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

dream logic is so weird. you’ll be exploring an underwater shipwreck but you’ll also be like “this is the walmart that my dad owns.”

[Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @RTodKelly]

"Hi, I'm a dude that's spent the past 30 years railing against Title IX, mocking the WNBA, sneering at female soccer stars, and making lesbian jokes about any female athlete. And folks, I'm worried about what the trans movement will do to the purity & sanctity of women's sports."

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

The CDC is now recommending that u give me a little kiss on the forehead

[abby @abz_olutely]

@Saylor_Tommy Every 3-4 days!

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Reconnecting with an old pal. Anyone know where we can get Razzles in Canada?

[abby @abz_olutely]

@toriw309 Absolutely gutted mate

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

88% of Texas electricity is supplied by natural gas or coal power plants.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila

[Hendo @Hendo968]

Why do they never finish the quote???