Ankur Chopra

Thespian, social investor, technologist and very much in love.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"

[Nwunye Chairmo @AnthoniaUmoke]

I got called into a meeting with HR today cause apparently telling my coworker that I knew he was a C-section baby by the way he avoids labour is not acceptable in the workplace.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

googles "fun things to do with your kids"

skims results

googles "fun things to do with your kids if you're lazy"

[Julie Banderas @JulieBanderas]

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my IPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

[M.E 🎾 @Emmys]

We call them “red onions” despite everyone knowing they’re purple, this is the type of chaos we are forced to endure

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man that invented the merry go round.

They traveled in different circles.

[Ankur Chopra @ac84twit]

@GET_TUDA_CHOPPA Yeah, well done in the books too, but I was worried they might try to dumb it down or make it too PC for such a big show.

[Ankur Chopra @ac84twit]

@GET_TUDA_CHOPPA On a negative point, marvel really needs to stop doing a same vs same powers fight in every series and movie. No reason the guy needed to end up with a different coloured identical powers - aka scarlet witch vs Agatha.

[Ankur Chopra @ac84twit]

@GET_TUDA_CHOPPA Also, it’s a very accurate discription of the language and culture, and the partition is dealt with very good sensibilities. Loved how real and yet mainstream my desi-ness was shown on screen! Kuddos to this show!!

[Ankur Chopra @ac84twit]

Been a while since I got the quiz right! ⁦@emma_finance⁩

[meghan @deloisivete]

A cooking competition where contestants make whatever they want but my husband wanders around the kitchen and stands in front of the drawer they need

[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

SURELY I've accepted all possible cookies by now.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Karel van Oosterom @KvanOosterom]

Internationally, we the Dutch are seen to be direct and blunt.
Our checklist for travel to the Netherlands lives up to that reputation.

[Ankur Chopra @ac84twit]

@BBCBreaking Brexit impact has started. Europe already in 2021, and UK still stuck in 2020!! #timezonefail #brexit

[Ankur Chopra @ac84twit]

Brexit impact has started. Europe already in 2021, and UK still stuck in 2020!! #timezonefail #brexit

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