Leroy Brown

I’d like to settle down, but they won’t let me.

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

Looks like the lyin two timing skanks are at it again. Worse then men, #hoes

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

@TMobile ever since you guys got your dick skinners in us cellulars territory it sucks. I’m glad the afghans can send vhs videos from a cave before they behead an American citizen but I can’t make a phone call in the middle of fuckin town. Figure it out. US cell was better off

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

We remember.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Robert Downey Jr. was horrified by what he saw when he visited Wall Street in the 90s

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

Saw Illinois removed trump from the primary ballot, looks like I’ll still be wasting my vote when i write trumps name in there 🥳🥳🥳🤡🤡🤡🤡. Come get me feds!!!!!!! #unitedstatesgovernment

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

True believer that people coming off of anesthesia are faking it, i had 4 wisdom teeth cut out in one sitting 30 mins after the ride home I push mowed an acre of grass with a mouth full of gauze and blood because it wasn’t going to mow itself #rookies

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

Tonight at the bar. Saw a genuine cowboy in a hat and vest. I knew he was hardened to the bone with work and farming.. until he walked to the jukebox and played Luke Bryan’s music, it was at that point I knew he was a fake blacktop princess wishing he knew hard work.what a shame

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

@UScellular you guys ever going to make a phone work like it’s supposed to? Mine keeps getting slower, we can talk to the Taliban in a cave in Bum Fuck Egypt but I don’t have service in the Midwest United States. Amazing

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

Time don’t heal, it just fades like the floor of an old Saloon

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

Reactivate Facebook after almost a year, people still won’t reply on market place, good job world

[Frank J McCall @RealFrankJMcCa1]

Today I am grateful that God allowed me to wake up and suck wind!

Have a great day everyone!!

If you are going through something just remember that you will get through it! You are stronger than you think!

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

When in doubt… Sturgill Simpson.
https://t.co/LV6E8DTIc4

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

@WhiskeyRiff Waylon Jennings

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

@POTUS if you pay off my mortgage I’ll get the Covid vaccine within 24 hours

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Coming in HOT https://t.co/cynMndtd78

[Aves @Avery_VO]

CDC says you can stop wearing American Fighter shirts.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

WHAT THE FUCK RHYMES WITH BRONCO?

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

Could someone fact check if Corn Pop was a bad dude and if he ran a bunch of bad boys?

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

Idk who needs to hear this, but your 2000 Honda Rancher with 5,000 hours on it isn’t worth $4,000. Think real hard again and try $1,200

[Leroy Brown @ac_brown41]

OOOFFFFFFFFF do you hear that?? I hear the Trump Train Comin Down the line!