Anna🤠

Alright alright alright

[Aquarius @jack_kenne32049]

George W. Bush

[נינה💡 @nina_kulic_herz]

So I get an email on 23andme to say I have a new historic match, and it is this

[ryan @catluvr89]

video autoscroll just opened a link, scanned my face id, and closed itself

[Anna🤠 @ac_huff]

@stationlvl7 @JayLovesBeatles I have an extra ticket to it, I promise you I’m not a scammer. My friend was supposed to go but she can’t anymore. And I want a Beatles fan to have it!

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

They call it amtrak because the train am on the track

[Anna🤠 @ac_huff]

@vidyagames__ The way I thought I was the only one who heard this

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

General chicken wit egg roll

[Saki ☾★ @yourbelovedsaki]

They about to sing bohemian rhapsody

[Anna🤠 @ac_huff]

@vidyagames__ It happens to the best of us

[len 🐦‍⬛ @benadrylbird]

wont you shake a poor sinners paw...

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

little does he know when we get back to my place I’m quizzing him with 1500 questions and answers to challenge the mind

[TEIGAN @siilversound]

Trying to sing both paul and johns part in shes leaving home

[tara @taraalami]

not getting on a plane unless the amputee polyamorous hijabi is my pilot

[pauls pr manager @strwbrrypaul]

type shit i been on as of late https://t.co/Au3noAObLR

[thEo . @thicctheo]

me: man i really wish i could join these pages together

the handy stapler:

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The butler at the haunted mansion when it’s time for dinner

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby bítch I ain’t living in there