chicken biryani

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[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

@dietcoke_haver So hebrew words would be something like Elohim not “Allah.” This is Arabic in its linguistic roots, and since the language has no plural for the word, it basically reflects the oneness of God in monotheistic traditions

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

i think the worst part about growing up is not losing hope or failing or challenges it is the sad realisation that the amount of efforts you put are not a factor deciding the outcome

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

:)

[mad heart, be brave @footnotefailure]

There is freedom in admitting that some things may have nothing to teach me. Perhaps I am unlucky in the old, senseless way that some people are born with a crooked smile or a tendency to bruise.

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

fuck lawyers, eco fin people are better. atleast they got job and dont lie

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

it is only at 3 am when the world turns eerily silent that I can hear my own suppressed voice once again. I can neither say nor write this person’s name without losing myself in my own eyes. goodnight.

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

the trouble is I make mistakes but the good part is I know when and how to create aaar paar situation and break my cycles once and for all

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

my 13 year old cousin “aap job me kya karengi…activist?” Nahi beta analyst

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

Bhaad me jao yaar i dont care

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

my ancestors did not do all the mehnat and the present political forces did not work on all that villanisation for ashoka to sell THAT curry and call it NALLI NIHARI

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

The promise of a trampoline is you keep getting back to it, and keep rising, until an external object hits you— and you are done for

[Karthik࿗ @Kunaljain_19]

They lied to you. There is no rock at rock bottom. There's a trampoline. And from there, all you do is

fucking rise

[Karthik࿗ @Kunaljain_19]

They lied to you. There is no rock at rock bottom. There's a trampoline. And from there, all you do is

fucking rise

[Riddhi Dastidar @gaachburi]

Very disturbing news from the Polis Project. Can progressive organisations please also follow feminist praxis wrt their employees and behind the scenes? cc @NWM_India

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

and also not all ashokans talk about ashoka for example look at me im still yearning my long distance low commitment situation-ship 1 year later

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

(I am from ashoka) (resisting hatred by jokes)

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

I agree (i am from ashoka)

[interpretation @materialcritic]

i've never seen one normal person from ashoka on this app. hasn't happened ONCE

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

two slices of pie??????

[lulu 🏳️‍⚧️ @ilytxlu]

the fee for every master’s degree in the uk is like

uk/ireland: two slices of pie
international: 5 gazillion pounds

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

@tr3nchc04t Guess who is better at finding divorces? (Me)

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

Bringing this back

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

ya allah chala de thesis 🙏🙏

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

my family is acting outside of the script this time

[chicken biryani @academicsleeper]

you'd be sad about returning to campus and then your family would do something that makes you understand why loving from distance for a certain period is also necessary