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[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Hey @TMobile what do I need to do for someone to come install the internet I signed a contract for on 12/30/25??

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

I asked kaston if he knew what a VHS tape is and he goes “yeah!! You put it in a DVD player and it plays music.” 😭

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I had a good relationship w my mother LMAO

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Bought my kid a whole new wardrobe for the school year and he chose to wear a buccees truck stop shirt he got on vacay for his first day 🙄

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

My problem is that I always wanna look nice but I hate shopping or wearing anything that’s not leggings

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

We ordered pizza tonight and kaston requested I also make broccoli so he could add it as a topping like the movie inside out 😂

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Kaston qualified for the district championship for tae kwondo 😁😍 I’m so proud of this guy for his success in his first year of tournaments!

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

I make facial expressions for every thought I have, I always wonder what people think when they see it 😂🫣

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Kaston heard subtronics cover of Too Sweet and goes “is this the new trans Siberian orchestra?” 💀

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Calling yourself a friend and not being there in times of need is CRAZY.

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Me myself and I ✨

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Just a little support would go a long way 👌🏻

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Freedom of speech?? Not in this house !!

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

I hate that my cat is such a crackhead because then I hear shit banging around in the basement and it has me paranoid about a serial killer every time 🤣

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Remember being happy?? 😂😂😂

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Mr ballen is so hot

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I have to fight off tears every time we have a conference at the school 😂 it’s so nice to hear kaston does so well in school & to hear from multiple teachers that he goes out of his way to make others feel included 🫶🏼

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Best part about driving to Nora springs is seeing the buffalo hehe

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Kastons karate group today named themselves “chicken patty Wednesdays” 😭😂😭

[alyssa ♡🤘🏼 @acallow_]

Kaston is the busiest child I’ve ever met 😩