amorpha_canescens

former KOL for 🟥🟩 on BASE. it tanked so now i’m just doing ethereum and bitcoin and hanging out with my family.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

@jessepollak @base i see them as different things. solana is for effective altruism and memes. base is for corporate appropriation of crypto culture for max profit. i like both personally.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

back we when got aol instant messenger a big part of it was pranking people. same with facebook back in 2004. i was one of the first people to use it and we made fake profiles, pranked people and told jokes. anyway i like trolling online its not as serious as real life.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

everyones always like yeah im autistic or whatever. so is that what allows you to communicate comfortably online without context. i don’t really get it.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

i have to see people’s expression to communicate. the internet could never be real to me and i could never make friends on the internet. i‘m an outsider participant in crypto. you know what i mean?

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

so i got some pengu airdrop for being an ethereum OG. if there are any solana people out there that havent muted me— what wallet should i use?

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

@bishara yeah i know bishara— the pro plastic straw guy. finally somebody had the courage to stand up for plastic straws.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

@YagamiTailor is this an SBF quote?

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

@wizardofsoho people with money simply pass the money around with other people in their social class who make life easy for them.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

i’m doing okay in cryptos. been doing it 7+ years. but man i did want to hit a meme token once.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

guess i folded 100k of $SKI back in may. things were looking desperate back then and i felt restless owning meme tokens.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

100k and the liberals have not even started buying yet. wait until they realize they are predicting economic doom at the whims of a government they don’t agree with. $BTC #Bitcoin

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

fake coin alert $BUNGA 0x32b5796FD325Da10d771f04cFF361435Dc815773
@bunga_on_base do not buy

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

LOL, like, did you guys hear what kendrick lamar said. LOL. mustard. get it? mustard. like, the condiment. you know. get it? LOL.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

send it motherfuckers

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

@wizardofsoho actually the problem is building the mcmansion with a yard this small. if you own the green stuff beyond this confinement you should use it.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

@wizardofsoho there’s no saving it. you built the mcmansion. tear it down and give me a call if you want to get serious.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

i just can’t find it in my heart to log on to solana. i’m a real OG, from far before solana — when they deployed SBF was the shill and there is no way I could like what he likes. even now that he is in jail i don’t like the network. however it does look great for meme coins.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

god damn that was a good coin 🟥🟩BASE. maybe a revival is in the cards. i’m having trouble letting go. but also i feel like the fact that the real one is on solana doomed it from the start.

[amorpha_canescens @acanescens]

i dont feel bad for those still clinging to unrealistic visions of success, still holding after i dumped in their faces while realizing a tremendous loss on 🟥🟩BASE. in my loss i feel better having done this small act of violence.