Andrew Cannon

Book coming soon! 'First Night in New Harmony' releasing December 2020.

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Giving myself motivation to write on @patreon. #OnPatreon https://t.co/Qu6dpHEbHO

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@glassbottommeg When it comes to puns, there is no way to tell which is the good guy and which is the bad. Run from both.

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@delaneykingrox Huh. A little shocked at how much this describes me over the last 8 months, and I didn't realize it. :D Painting minis is the best.

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@Lynku @Gr8_Beard Realized where you were going, and I celebrate this kind of brilliant captioning. Bravo.

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@vicious696 I lean toward PlayStation, seldom listen to #xcast, but sir, I'm a dad, I'm loving your picks, and I'm cheering for you in the @KindaFunnyVids fantasy draft.

I WANT this for you!

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@AutomaticZen Ohmigosh, when he starts editorializing about some of the later villains, that's priceless.

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@BangBangClick @BithellGames @steadwards If you're throwing the ball at the wall from far away, you're not bouncing the ball off the wall, you're practicing pitching. This hill is meaningless and I will die on it.

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Goddamn I love doing stupid bullshit for zero money

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@polimayo F**k. I didn't know. Thank you for this.

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@MaxScoville I've followed you on Twitter for years. If it were ONLY for this moment, it would have been worth it.

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@wiedelkenny I have no horse in this race, but it is fascinating watching people wake up and choose violence this way. 🤣 My hat is off to you.

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@FanbyteMedia Savage. I feel seen.

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@fiddlecub Deciding if it's worth wrestling with my children for access to the Switch to buy and play this...

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@delaneykingrox Oh dear. The tweet he was replying to, it felt so normal to me. Funny, yes, and unexpected, but...normal.

Oh dear.

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@GameOverGreggy I played The Solitaire Conspiracy because Greg Miller told me to. I liked it very much. @mikeBithell may have also told me to play it, but this voice message takes precedence. Sorry.

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@MIDImyers No matter how many likes this gets, it will always be an underrated tweet.

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@killsquadgame Looking forward to seeing this on PlayStation. Thanks for the update!

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@gracebruxner More sexy than what you already have?!? I'm not sure I'm ready for that...

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@pettycommajared Mr. Petty, we have never met. Our relationship is entirely parasocial. That said, this kind of humor inspires a love and admiration inside me generally reserved for the lady at Panda Express who gives me extra noodles with my order. Wonderful.

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@macfathom @estherxlwang This was fabulous.