Amanda J Carbonari

smart girls are trouble

[ki @noregretskii]

I know likes are private but just want to say on main that I AM liking every tweet about the cheaters at coldplay.

[Wassup_Cara_mel @Wassup_Cara_Mel]

Barilla pasta has a Spotify playlist. Each playlist is the exact length of cook time for the varieties of pasta.

Press play, drop the noodles, music stops, al dente noodles.

[Amanda J Carbonari @acarbonari27]

Anytime Adam brings me home a Coca Cola 🥹 …women really are such simple creatures

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

not having to ask >>>>>>>>>>

[Amanda J Carbonari @acarbonari27]

I’ve truly hit the jackpot with my fiancé 🙂‍↔️😭🖤

[☁️ @honeymoonheav3n]

Need a man that thinks my real housewives addiction is charming and endearing

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

me at the job i begged god for

[Amanda J Carbonari @acarbonari27]

@dairybradshaw99 I’ll be obsessed with the concoction til I die. I want to eat it 😭

[Amanda J Carbonari @acarbonari27]

@auddawgc @WOlookingitup Somehow this would be the most sinister outcome of all 😭

[Raft ⚠️⚠️ @caitraft]

🚨 they gentrified Cookie Crisp 🚨

[Amanda J Carbonari @acarbonari27]

@auddawgc @dairybradshaw99 Something is soooo awry. ITS NOT NORMAL

[Amanda J Carbonari @acarbonari27]

We’ve been saying this the whole time @dairybradshaw99 🫠

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

if i ever get married my bidesmaids will have to wear these

[Amanda J Carbonari @acarbonari27]

@auddawgc @taylornation13 @Spotify so lucky to have boys who love us enough to pretend to care 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Amanda J Carbonari @acarbonari27]

@auddawgc @HolySwiftly Audrey there is so much Lore I need to get you up to speed on

[J. Gatsby @jondls76]

I can never unsee it

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Amanda J Carbonari @acarbonari27]

@dairybradshaw99 you have offended us @__AOJ

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

East Coast girls get me