Amanda Carr

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

Red: you know what would be good for dessert!?
Kitty: hotdogs!
Red: you read my mind!
Hahaha yes! #That70sShow

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

That's not giving me comfort, that's giving me the heebie jeebies! -@GordonRamsay @MASTERCHEFonFOX #MasterChef

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

Shoutout to Tim Hortons for teaming up with Nutella and testing my will power right before bikini season. #TheStruggleIsReal @TimHortons

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

Me: "MA! MEATLOAF!"
My Momma: "what the hell does that have to do with anything!?" Hahaha
#thingsmymomsays #getwithitmomma

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

I should be doing school work, but Wayne's world is on tv. Party time! Excellent! #WaynesWorld

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

Me: "what day?"
My bro: "the day after Friday!"
Me: "um you mean Saturday!?" Hahaha #spacecadet @Brap_Pat

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

Me: What side is your heart on?
My Mom: 😳 what size is my hard on? Hahaha #momquotes

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

When you get asked if you're from The Shire because you're short, but can't even be mad at a good #LOTR reference. #shortpeopleproblems

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

You had me at "five course," you lost me at "romantic," and got me back at "dinner." - Homer #TheSimpsons

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

@TimHortons Tim Hortons was founded in Canada, and the States gets the frozen hot chocolate before us? Why? #RiddleMeThat #TimsFroHoCho

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

@GameOfThrones I need more Daenerys in my life! #GoT #motherofdragons

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

I should be getting ready for bikini season but I work at a restaurant that usually has 4 different kinds of cheesecake. #TheStruggleIsReal

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

Me: "What's the name of this street?"
My Dad: "Strabane.. It's like a short form for Strawberry Lane!" @patrickcarr5000

[relatable @byreIatable]

Everyone's out partying tonight and I'm just at home like

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

My Pops just told me "I'm on the twitter now" ..Oh lawd! Welcome to Twitter! @patrickcarr5000

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

@Bigplaycj @DetroitLionsNFL That moment when you love Calvin Johnson so much, you name your new puppy after him!

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

"This place looks like Santa's workshop, except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me." - #BuddyTheElf

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

@ADAMDEVINE from #Workaholics was on #ModernFamily tonight ...needless to say, my life is now complete.

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

@Bigplaycj Happy Birthday to the most beautiful beast ever! Good Lord, The Lord was good when he created you! #holla

[Amanda Carr @aCarr15]

"...the whole point of keeping it real is so you can take it to the next level." - Phil #modernfamily