Aaron Carter Bates, Esq.

Attorney to all (@BatesLawPLLC), consigliere & hired gun for few / FSU B.A. & FSU J.D. / Habitual line-stepper / #GoNoles 🍢

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

No, the 2013 @FSUFootball National Championship team is.

P.S. I feel like I have to re-argue this point AT LEAST once a year 😩😂

[Premium College Football @PremiumCFB]

I am once again asking you…

Is the 2019 #LSU team the greatest of all time? 😳 @JJettas2 @Real10jayy__

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

Breaking News: The Supreme Court fixes racism… 🙄😂

[Adam Liptak @adamliptak]

BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to hear challenge to affirmative action programs at Harvard and University of North Carolina

[EvilTwin728 👑😈 @EvilTwin728]

@acarterbates What a great tweet! 🤣🤣

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

Welp.

[BNO News @BNOFeed]

Singer Meat Loaf died after falling seriously ill with COVID-19, according to TMZ. He had previously spoken out against vaccine mandates and COVID rules, saying: "If I die, I die, but I’m not going to be controlled"

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

@Aaroncabrera_ What’s wrong with you? Why does your brain work like this?😭

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

One thing I find hilarious about my life as a lawyer is that I almost never pick up the phone - and reach out to who you assume I would reach out to FIRST - when a client is in a jam and needs legal help lol. It's almost always someone unexpected…

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

Again, don’t we thank Jimbo for this? I don’t think he was wrong about all of his unaddressed complaints about the admin and program in. Tallahassee… #GoNoles 🍢

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

@bubblybrielle No wayyyyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

@primediscussion It’s just never a winning proposition lol.

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

Just an “intern” didn’t catch the attention of POTUS; she’s clearly bright and hilarious…

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

@beckkubrick *pulls up a chair*

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

@YIHBMerch Coors Light Courage is fr…

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

I’m hoping at some point, the method to my madness will make sense to someone other than me… 😭

[peyton @penotpa]

Live look at me and Aaron working

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

@2nineee @biggameJames_36 👀👀

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

In other words, the #GoGators have been incredibly overrated during the last decade, and their Fanbase remains one of the most delusional in all of college sports. FSU & UGA have national titles since 2013. The Gators? 😭

[Clay Wells @claybwells10]

Since Florida’s last national title in 2008:

One top 5 finish
3 losing seasons
Zero SEC Championships
Five different Head Coaches
5-7 vs FSU
6-7 vs UGA
4-9 vs LSU (with one notable shoe throw)
0-8 vs Alabama

And has had to watch each of the 4 win a natty since ‘08.

POVERTY

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

Say more…

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

@Aaroncabrera_ More like Trevor Lawrence talking at every member of the Jags’ offensive coaching staff 😭

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

@AmstaffNole @jvelez622 Who? 😂

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

I don't care what anybody says, being a Cowboys fan is tortuous. Specifically, remembering the triplets and how far that is in the past. We haven't won a playoff game in 30 years lol. I hate everything. #DALvsSF

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

@jvelez622 I was joking, but it sure feels like zero since like 1996 lol.

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

@JeremyH418 So is winning a playoff game for the Cowboys, apparently.

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

I hate Mike McCarthy 😑 #SFvsDAL

[Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. @acarterbates]

I came in 100% expecting the @dallascowboys to lose, so this score is 0% surprising 😂 #SFvsDAL