Austin Cascio

all my tweets are in MLA format

[Austin Cascio @acascio12]

@astronate19 Lol

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@BalerSportsAD I hope ya'll do too! And Houston area. Being a nomad for these next few years and just experiencing new places.

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I think the refs need to go back to the handbook and redefine what a catchable ball is.

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@BalerSportsAD Doing great coach, enjoying Texas! How are you?

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@brodycascio Love you too brody

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@JBadyna Oatmeal

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Swiss cheese kinda sucks ngl like not only does it taste worse but you also get less cheese cuz it has holes in it. It's a scam. #cancelswisscheese2020

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@CarlyforniaSun I thought it depended on the sign you were conversing with

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Among Us developers really just wanted to get friends together to argue with each other, and I'm down for it.

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@evantheBiCBull It's the most versatile food out there don't @ me

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@evantheBiCBull Why are you awake lol

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If you purchase a Jeep Truck I automatically assume you are financially irresponsible

[Austin Cascio @acascio12]

Yesterday: Sunrise in Philly, Sunset somewhere in North Carolina.
Today: Sunrise with a little bit of grits in Greensboro, NC. Sunset near Atlanta (maybe Alabama)

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@AskBoutMark I got you

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@sara_rickard To bring you happiness

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Okay but like what is the purpose of a wasp on planet earth??

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Okay but like who's idea was it to put raisins in trail mix??

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@evantheBiCBull @astronate19 @acascio12

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Extroverts are heated rn

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@PutaGloria Luv u

[Austin Cascio @acascio12]

Girls want 6ft, scouts want 6ft and now Coronavirus wants 6ft...can never win #shortkings #COVID19