Amanda Rogers

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@CA_DMV The agent on chat said I have an error processing my license renewal and I should call 916-657-8545. That line hangs up on me every time. Can you help?

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@LinkedIn my entire profile has disappeared! Help? I run a business in which I manage dozens of clients' LI company pages.

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@mrdanwalker I’m not crying you’re crying

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@ActiveNorCal Wow. Is that the road to Northstar

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@JamesL1927 I miss George Michael

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@MittRomney @andrewmarrgolf Mitt, I miss Republicans like you. #classact

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@uhd2020 What’s the light source?

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@ewarren Or, focus on voter rights and shutting down the lunatic fringes

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@AstroKatie They do have ���fart mode’ so maybe “infinite mass’ goes into a toy box setting? Just being #kind

[Chris Gloninger, CCM, CBM @ChrisGloninger]

Friendly reminder (after having been caught up in the #Southwest debacle myself) - this isn’t the fault of the flight crews or customer service representatives. Treat them with kindness…they shouldn’t suffer for a situation outside of their control.

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

Where’d my game go?!??? #Eagles

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@AstroKatie Maybe Hail Mary? Anything as witty as you, as accurate, engaging and scientifically smart. Tall order. Demanding kid!

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@AstroKatie we read The End of Everything & LOVED it. Then we read Aurora… Also 💕❤️… now what should we read?

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Nikola Tesla describing a cellphone in 1926.

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@UberFacts Slow Horses

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My friend couldn’t afford his water bill.

So I sent him a “get well soon” card.

[The Princess Bride @thebrutesquad]

Today #ThePrincessBride turns 35 years old! That's 35 years of fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love and miracles. Can you believe it?

[Amanda Rogers @ACBKRogers]

@MariannaPecora @andrewmarrgolf @RepMTG I just had to read through this string to grasp that she physically actually kicked you! What the flying hell! Who DOES that? Are you ok?