alyssa

[alyssa @acbradley4]

the highlight of my entire week was getting socks with hedgehogs on them

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

hi this is super important‼️‼️‼️

[alyssa @acbradley4]

@saxmansaxagram i wanna eat that sandwich rn

[the bachelor & bitchelor 🌹 @acceptedrose]

Victoria F: I’m not confident!! Like at all!
Also Victoria F:
#TheBachelor

[kazy @kazyponce_]

don’t date me unless you want pieces of long blonde hair on everything you own

[Mitch @themitchellford]

So glad the Jo Bros are back together I thought we were gonna have to wait until the year 3000 or something haha

[Harley Shackelford @harleyshack_]

we should cancel Valentine’s Day and have a second thanksgiving

[syd @sydamonrolls]

optimist

[Mehlville High School @Mehlville_HS]

We are so excited for Rachel who rang the bell today @STLChildrens !! 🎉 🔔 🔔 🎉 #WeAreMehlville #MSDR9

[faith ! @faithisbigdumb]

ok, i have a confession.

one time when i was doing a chem lab i purposefully ripped a hole in my glove, poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my skin got irritated so my professor let me leave early

all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel.

thank u for ur time

[Brandøn Mełtøn @bmelton61]

Let’s settle this
Retweet for Chic-fil-a
Fav For Canes

[nick @nickhansonMN]

i give up, imma be single forever

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we what really need to discuss is the “you’re fine” vs “no worries” response to sorry

retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”

[kayla @baz00per]

list of states that i am not 100% convinced are actually real:
- rhode island
- wyoming
- delaware
- connecticut probably
- definitely not montana
- does anyone actually live in idaho or is it empty

[Not Yung Gravy @saxmansaxagram]

I'm really glad that your Jeep Wrangler has custom LED and RGB headlights but I'm pretty sure that you just burned my cornea coming around that turn. Fuck you buddy

[E M E L I E @emelie0107]

I’ve been laughing at this thread for 20 minutes

[alyssa @acbradley4]

my cousin died before he could graduate college. my sister went to the same college and took him for graduation. if that ain’t the cutest thing💙

[lord patches o’ juulihan @Tiipper]

Kids who ordered Shirley Temples are all alcoholics now

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Same but replace Tokyo with Chick Fil A.

[HanSue Gloger @hansuewilson]

I let my guard down and accidentally relaxed over thanksgiving break and now I know reality is so excited to stomp on my face in the morning

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Some people have an hour glass figure. I have a potatoe figure.