Gopal Krishna

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[Gopal Krishna @access_gopal]

Modi Ji talking criticising himself for not visiting Poland in last 10 years!

Wah Modi Ji Wah ❤️

#NarendraModi

@newslaundry @TheDeshBhakt @BeechBazar : Dekh raha hai Binod

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

My Poland visit has been special. It is after decades that an Indian PM set foot on Polish soil. This visit gave an opportunity to deepen cooperation with a valued friend. We look forward to closer business and cultural connect with Poland. Our friendship can certainly contribute to a better planet. I thank the Polish people and Government for their warmth.

[Gopal Krishna @access_gopal]

@elonmusk @narendramodi Not a good time to announce it. In a way it will influence the election. OR WHAT IF IT IS THE INTENTION 😈

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@Bihar_se_hai Why he looks like @msdhoni 🤣

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₹ 9000+ maintenance for 2.5 BHK and we are getting this!

It’s like we are paying for iPhone and getting a basic Android Phone.

Zero Accountability and Ethics. @GodrejProp deliberately stalled RWA formation so that they run their own show.

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@zoo_bear @BJP4Haryana @elonmusk You can’t beat this Magic 🦄

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It is easier to prove a wrong thing right in a court of law than the right thing right.

It’s alarming when the law can’t outsmart the goons.

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@ranvijaylive इस तथ्य की बत्ती बनायी जा सकती है, और बत्ती बना के कहाँ डालनी होती है वो आपको और कांग्रेस पार्टी को पता ही होगा।

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@svaradarajan People of India wanted this! Thats how democracy works.

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@Uber_India For last half an hour he is standing in the same spot, no reply no response. Apparently want me cancel AND THIS IS YOUR 4.9 RATED DRIVER

Imagine my frustration

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I made it to #VerifiedBySensibull #HallOfFame. Check out the Verified P&L which helped me get there. https://t.co/xG6TllsUEI

[Gopal Krishna @access_gopal]

I made it to #VerifiedBySensibull #HallOfFame. Check out the Verified P&L which helped me get there. https://t.co/NEAzxbw5As

[Gopal Krishna @access_gopal]

@_Aditya117 @thetech_wiz There is a reason why it is called Beta 🙃

[Gopal Krishna @access_gopal]

I made it to #VerifiedBySensibull #HallOfFame. Check out the Verified P&L which helped me get there. https://t.co/u5joha8AOT

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@zomato @zomatocare It's high time guys. We are going to file consumer complaint against you. Late delivery, missing items, trash talk from customer care AND THIS IS FROM A PUBLIC LISTED COMPANY. @jagograhakjago Please take a note of this.

[Gopal Krishna @access_gopal]

I made it to #VerifiedBySensibull #HallOfFame. Check out the Verified P&L which helped me get there. https://t.co/v0lOF4rW1S

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@AMISHDEVGAN कालभैरव का नाम लेने से पहले सोचना चाहिए था, वो कर्म फल दायक हैं और कर्म तुम्हारे देख रहे हैं। जितने हल्केपन में हनुमान जी और कालभैरव का नाम लेते हो ना वो समय दूर नहीं जब वो तुम्हारे कर्म फल को देने में विलंब नहीं करेंगे।

[Gopal Krishna @access_gopal]

@thebabushah @RoflGandhi_ #Sarcasm 🙃

[Gopal Krishna @access_gopal]

@thebabushah @RoflGandhi_ Bhai sahib gajab nahi kar rahe hain. Nastik ko Ram nahi dikhnege! Dhyan se dekhiye uske singh "र" bana rahe hain aur wo "म" bolta hai. Aap hamesha virodhi hi bane rehna.

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@BJP4India विघ्नहर्ता को पीठ दिखा रहे हैं मोदी जी, गणपति इनको क्षमा करना।

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@sambitswaraj @narendramodi आपके विघ्न अब स्वंय विघ्नहर्ता भी नहीं हरेंगें। आपके पाप का भार तभी सीमा लांध गया था जब आपने हनुमान जी को चुनावी लाभ के लिए उपयोग में लाना चाहा था।