khadeejer_mangaIi

I'm umzaaz. I'm a patriotic citizen. Loyal to a fault. Truth always stands the test of time. I'm a believer. A believer of prophet muhd saw. PEACE AMBASSADOR.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxvi]

Mbappe will soon understand why his idol won 2 laliga titles in 9 seasons

[Beast👹 @oluomo_king]

Some women slow gon
You go divorce your husband
Just to be side chick to another person husband

You don’t want to be cheated on
You want to be cheated with 😭😂

['Laolu @Mr_Oyedele]

I want Nigerians to know that this life they're living is odd for most of the world. Even in nations in the middle of a war, things are not this difficult.

[khadeejer_mangaIi @Accidental_Doc1]

@httpleem @Al_Must3rph3r Why would Gambo sawaba or binta masi be my role model of all the great women of Islam that live their best life with Islamic standard without been controversial? Abeg like I didn’t went to islamiyya shine zasu zama role model nawa

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

A gift she cannot maintain, funded by a husband who must keep carrying it, is not honour. It is dependence dressed as romance. The mentality that says “just give her exactly what she asked for, or give her nothing” infantilises women. It keeps them consumers. It keeps them waiting. It keeps them in a position of perpetual disrespect, because she is never treated as a partner who can produce, only as a person whose appetite must be soothed. Because why not? It’s being romantic. Romance without wisdom is decorated foolishness

If she is not working, a car is his problem every month. Fuel. Papers. Repairs. Pressure. A shop, properly set up, gives her a stake, income and dignity. A path to the car from her own proceeds, not from his exhaustion.

His first job is not to perform agreement. His first job is to protect the home from a decision that looks sweet today and becomes a burden tomorrow.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

"When a nation's growth rises on paper but its people sink in hunger, that is not progress, it is polished poverty wearing a mask of statistics."

- George O. Sylvester

[khadeejer_mangaIi @Accidental_Doc1]

@neo_officialll Then there won’t be car in Lagos and Abuja road by tomorrow if we’re to live by this standard not talk of abakiki lol

[genius @theonlydlz]

if my babe catch me cheating and she open mouth tell me, i go just know sey she be very vile person and she wan spoil my life.

okay yes i was cheating but who are you to take away my liberty to tell you? what if i wanted to tell you the next day?

[BR0TD🕊️ @br0nthedouble]

No matter how high Mbappe’s numbers are on the stat sheets, he simply cannot be the best player in the world in the same sport Lamine Yamal plays.

[khadeejer_mangaIi @Accidental_Doc1]

@ismailfarouk04 Still very terrible network shaa you’re just lucky i guess

[khadeejer_mangaIi @Accidental_Doc1]

@ismailfarouk04 Which part of guzape are you?

[Berneese @theberneese]

What if Real Madrid drop points today

[Preciy The Cruyffista @PreciyIsi]

Best period as a Barcelona fan by far. Every opponent came to suffer. We didn’t just beat you, we humiliated you. Real Madrid couldn’t believe what they were witnessing on this day. Same season, annihilated Fergie’s United at Wembley. Understandable why they all hate us.

[ُ @Asensii20]

Congratulations to Barcelona for winning La Liga!!

I genuinely don’t see them losing a single game the way teams bend over for them

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

Matches like this is what blinded me into hating Messi back then instead of marveling at his genius. Thank God I know better now. What a guy! 😁 🐐🐐🐐

Pogba couldn't believe his eyes 🤣

[J E F F E R S O N @DProf93]

Back in Uni, my friend told us that his girlfriend went to visit a course mate and he raped her. She won Miss Niger Delta in campus that year. We tracked the dude to a party and did Menace2Society on him, in the fight he sliced my fingers with a slide blade.

Few months later, our friend was suspended from school and they transferred him to a private university. Few semesters later his girlfriend moved into the same room with the same guy she claimed raped her.

Whenever I look at those scars on my finger, I can’t help but see we were all young and naive simps, trying to save a hoe instead of focusing on our studies, and prioritising to pipe and swipe.

Thank God I did not dye because of being Captain-Save-Hoe

Never ever believe the tears of a wvman unless corroborated by some external evidence beyond her tears.

~source: AllahKaduna

[chuck bass @THEZONEEEEEE]

Very cringe but we’re selling Messi short by merely defining him as the best footballer ever, he belongs in a similar pantheon as Beethoven Picasso, Tesla, Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, the guy is a genius an extraterrestrial

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Madrid fans Dey muzz me, vini pass ball give mbappe for empty net mbappe miss am but them dey blame vini😂😂

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

Without sentiment in this Real Madrid team, Espí should be starting as a striker, with either Mbappé or Vini on the left. One of Mbappé or Vini simply has to sit on the bench.

If Madrid don’t find the right balance, Barcelona will keep winning La Liga for as long as they want.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

How are Madrid not winning???