Patrick Norris

writer and bartender from downtown Columbus. current projects include a novel, a short story collection and a forthcoming blog of essays. IG:accidenal_sage

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

@Delta yes, but we had to pay 50 each. Why were there people allowed to skip the hundred of others in line? Not ore-check people

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

@Delta pm if you can. Even staff said it was messed up.

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

@Delta we need your help. Waited an hour and a half minimum for TSA and the denied entry into our flight as we watched them shut the door.

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

Love hearing @NDBelievers on @CD1025FM !!! #greatmusic #independent #localmusic

[Reuters @Reuters]

Armed suspect taken into custody at Arkansas State University https://t.co/wPq2qFTKh2

[TIME @TIME]

Fan gets backstage by listing himself as family on band's Wikipedia page https://t.co/3w8seahX0H

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

@IRunColumbus I think u let a spam get through. With vajajay's on it #lookingout #iloveyourtweets #columbusohio

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

#DonaldTrump #HilaryClinton #donalddump

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

@ABaptist27 are you going to the last game?

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

#nofilter snap of my Jezrien, the #stormfather , tattoo by @santeeattack . He used Poseidon's… https://t.co/Ng6ob5218O

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

My kind of night! #stormlightarchive #chull #brandonsanderson #brandonsandersonismyhero #wayofkings… https://t.co/pZupUSBQxr

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

PCS5: don't say: "I have to #poop" say: "I have to take a #Trump" #pcs #humor #donalddump #seriously

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/BGymv6bJ9I

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Don't know if this is confirmed quote, but all politics aside: this is what #terrorists want. To… https://t.co/f20SCbtDkn

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

#DarylDixon is my hero #walkingdead #TalkingDead #crossbows

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

#love #life be #happy #chivenation https://t.co/UQYYQpOmC7

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

"There are always the destination spots and the less desirable locations. Places everyone should see… https://t.co/8HEzqyW33A

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

Would you rather

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New #blog article concerning #political #logic and thought with special concerns regarding… https://t.co/3rs42vZVkG

[Patrick Norris @accidental_sage]

PCS4: don't say: "you are boring me" say: "I left my delicates in the washer" #pcs #humor #parting