Bethany

Runnerd. Blogger. Climber. Pancake aficionado. Trader Joe's fanatic.

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NYT Met Gala live coverage out here live covering my forever mood.

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💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

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That’s a new one! I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a snow squall warning before, never mind had my phone go off like a tornado warning for one.

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That, and the whole Joe-Burrow-is-younger-than-my-little-brother thing

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I didn’t need liking the halftime show to tell me I’m old. The Olympics have been driving that point home all week.

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Me, a 31 year old: That speed skater looks old

Commentator: She made her Olympic debut at Torino at 15…

Me: *does math* Wait—

Commentator:…and now at 31…

Me: 👵🏻

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Will forever hold it against NBC that they cut to ads during Nederland’s entrance. Rude.

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I have very clearly been wasting my time with Wordle, since my jet setting self (<- sarcasm) apparently cleans up on Airportle

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Airportle 34 1/6

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Try at https://t.co/sGLRKqtGf9

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This is under the “Politics” lesson, btw

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Happy to announce that on this, the sixth anniversary of the day I started Duolingo, I’m still leaning valuable phrases.

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Welp, went to the doctor today and this particular flavor of misery is not 1) strep 2) the flu 3) RSV or 4) COVID. Somehow I managed to get something else, but whatever it is is BRUTAL 0/10 would never recommend

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Me: I feel gross. I should take my temperature, because I definitely have a fever.
Temperature: *is 98.6*
🤦🏻‍♀️

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Also this is a weird time to be sick with not-COVID, given *gestures broadly* Not to mention that I feel so lousy it’s difficult to believe it’s not COVID, despite all the tests that say it’s not.

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@mattlindner Almost as messed up as the predicted high of nearly-70 for next Wednesday!

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I’ve been Duolingo-ing for almost six full years and this is the first time I’ve ever won the Diamond League. I’m only half kidding when I say I’m tempted to put this on my resume.

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Some personal news:

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Truly did not realize it has been 10 years since my senior year and am now feeling extraordinarily ancient.

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Related: just had a rough moment where I had three thoughts:
1. Michigan last beat OSU 10 years ago 2. Michigan last beat OSU my senior year of college 3. Wait. That means my senior year of college was 10 years ago 💀