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[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

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[ً @holyaches]

i know that you mean so well， but i am not a vessel for your good intent.

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

i’m clean. you have germs. your fault.

[Ginny Weasley @GinnyWChaser]

No, it's not.

It might be your fault.

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

wooooooooow. you’re trying to leave me behind ????? i should send her to you now.

[𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 @_THECH0SENONE]

Perhaps 🧍‍♂️maybe I will survive if
I beg and also then run and hide behind Hermione.

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

oh yeaaahh yeahhh 🙂‍↕️ maybe dumbledore will let us be the next game keepers too.

[𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 @_THECH0SENONE]

Or better yet hide in the common room until we grow beards…

Is it a great time to just make a joke shop in the common room..??

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

……. i thinks it’s time we pack our bags and change our names.

[𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 @_THECH0SENONE]

I told her father won’t be home today…
So yes Fred I think I might need to hide this week…

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

soooo mum. have you seen her without dad before bed. a monster, i’m telling ya’.

[𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 @_THECH0SENONE]

Mum..I just told her the worst news in earth.

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

she won’t be kind soon enough. everyone take cover !!! 🫥

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

she’s going to kick your arse !!!

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

everyone place your bets on who will win !!! mum or stalker boy 🍿

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

it’s called having a sense of style and not wearing black like some dementor all the time. you need some color therapy.

[Parkinson. @aHexInHeels]

The real life of the party, obviously. I’d have invited you to a Slytherin party, but I was told you’d try to sell something — and wear red.

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

so you say.

[ᴄᴀssɪᴀɴ @drkvenom_]

“I’m not obsessed.”

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

are you trying to bring me down ? in this economy ?

[Molly Weasley @Caringinger]

Darling, you keep telling yourself that and it doesn’t make it true

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

since i was born !!

[Molly Weasley @Caringinger]

Since when

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

why are you obsessed ?? find another family.

[ᴄᴀssɪᴀɴ @drkvenom_]

“OH MY GOD!”

He’s rubbing his temples.

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

you’re stalking my dad now ???

[ᴄᴀssɪᴀɴ @drkvenom_]

“No I spoke to Arthur, you little twit.”

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

how do you know my house is plagued ? oh right by STALKING .

[ᴄᴀssɪᴀɴ @drkvenom_]

“Fredward!
I have better things to do than stalk your ass. — besides your house is plagued!”

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

who are you ?

[Parkinson. @aHexInHeels]

Imagine if you were any good at it.

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

still stalking me.

[ᴄᴀssɪᴀɴ @drkvenom_]

Side eyeing the other

[T͟H͟I͟N͟G͟ O͟N͟E͟ .ᐟ @acciobtch]

it is your fault.

[Ginny Weasley @GinnyWChaser]

It's not my fault I got sick, Fred.

[ᴄᴀssɪᴀɴ @drkvenom_]

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