Mandaface

I smell better in person.

Fan club president of @imightbediddy ♥

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Sitting here picking my nose, trying to figure out how to delete my Twitter account from this IPad app. #whitegirlproblems

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Dyslexic, corporate hip-hop fans love I.T. *employees*

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@SnarkToast that's how I feel about cushy toilet seats.

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I have $1 in Monopoly currently. Which proves I am THE BEST PLAYER EVER.

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My boobs could stop growing at any time.

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Week off from work = a full week to remind myself of how good I am at being an internet lurker/creep/stalker.

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Pretty sure I just ran by a female Goomba. #shockedifsomeonegetsthisreference

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There are two kinds of people in the world: the people I can get along with, and the people that like 'True Blood'.

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So many tube dresses. So much armpit fat. :-(

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On our way to get some drinks before we go see the hilarious, @DanaJGould. My funny bone is fully erect.

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@KevinPeterson did she at least enjoy my popcorn?

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The review I just retweeted was almost exactly how I felt about HPDH2. It was an amazing movie, and even more, a magical 10 years.

[Harry Potter TV Series @hpotterquotes]

My review about the last movie http://bit.ly/r1FHoS Thank you Harry Potter, you changed my life. So long, my friend.

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Just Googled "Big Clitorus". Yeah, my Friday is going swimmingly.

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There is a lingering blend of multiple species fart smell going on in my house right now.

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I don't think I could have a bigger crush on Dexter Fowler. He's so god damn adorable. #Rockies

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4 hours of sleep totally worth it for last night. So amazing. So many tears. So much fun with @KevinPeterson.

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Not understanding the underage, overweight girls that are dressing like slutty Slytherins. To be fair, I'm a chubby, overaged Gryffindor.

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2 hours. CC: @KevinPeterson @rbynpeterson

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Yeah, I think I'm ready. http://lockerz.com/s/120247279