Past 80 if you’re chill stuff like this should be a-ok in my book. If you’re like a red pig faced no fun allowed boomer you get euthanized but if you’re a big time chiller they should let you street race and do heroin and let some rounds off too fuck it.
Feel like pure shit gonna drive from Boston to Worcester on the Mass Pike to see how it feels to be a failed Red Sox starting pitcher being sent down to the minor leagues
Me 2 years ago: “yeah man I’m not working out to get jacked, I just wanna be healthy”
Me today: “yeah man I’ve just been eating 10 lbs of beef and drinking 3 gallons of milk a week”