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[Sloth @according2sloth]

What’s better falling in love or being in love???
#fall #season

[Sloth @according2sloth]

Tell me you have a kid without telling me you have a kid…

[Sloth @according2sloth]

How do ppl fall asleep so fast??? Do they see their eyelids and instantly blackout???

[Sloth @according2sloth]

it’s funny how dudes only text “miss you” when they at work 🙄

[Sloth @according2sloth]

@maryjblige I’m in love with your lifetime movies. Thank you for something good to watch 💜💜💜

[Sloth @according2sloth]

my mom would be upset if she knew how much tupperware I throw away.

[Sloth @according2sloth]

I’m so glad they have meds to make you feel normal again.
#postpartum #realshit

[Sloth @according2sloth]

Who has the cheapest and BEST car insurance???
#overit

[Sloth @according2sloth]

Calling them housecoats and house shoes is starting to sound weird to me should I start calling them robes and slippers to be fancy?

[Sloth @according2sloth]

Sometimes I miss the feel of pushing letters into my phone texts. I actually knew what I was sending. #flipphones

[Sloth @according2sloth]

Is it bad if I look over at my husband and baby get mad cuz they can sleep peacefully and I’m awake worried if they’re still alive and breathing #TiredAF

[Sloth @according2sloth]

I dance to my rhythm not yours.

[Sloth @according2sloth]

@ThatEricAlper Cows

[Sloth @according2sloth]

How am I thinking about my second cup of coffee before I finish my first one 🤔 #worklife

[Sloth @according2sloth]

Please be on the lookout for my Gold/Tan 1994 Honda Accord 7XJM509 @SanBernardinoPD

[Sloth @according2sloth]

who is still watching ridiculousness 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[Sloth @according2sloth]

I had @Albertsons sushi for the first time..and that mess was actually 🔥🔥🔥I’m going back people!!!!

[Sloth @according2sloth]

@kumailn Same 😔

[Sloth @according2sloth]

@eanakashima I thought the same thing when I got one from Sally’s Beauty Supply lol

[Sloth @according2sloth]

@ReggieMillerTNT Why wasn’t there a mixed race of cops standing behind him... You know what I’m just gonna leave my thoughts right there 👀