Emma Mulquiney

Coffee, pinot noir & scone enthusiast. Digital Overlord by day, writer by night. Tweets are my own opinions. And sometimes my dog's.

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@ACarbinesMP This is a choice to post this right now. Greetings from North Melbourne, where I’ve been stranded for the past 25 minutes. Thanks for the free trip tho, I guess. Might make it to work by lunchtime.

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@Ticketmaster_AU @JCam_1724 @Gotak84 Everyone is having issues logging in and you are copying and pasting the same shitty response that doesn’t work.
@ausgrandprix should remove you as a ticket reseller, you do not deserve to be making a profit with zero care given.

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@Aussie_BB @CricketAus This is really average timing given you’ve just sent an email announcing price increases for the second time in a year. If you have no choice but to increase our prices because your wholesale prices are increasing - where is the budget for this coming from?

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@metrotrains Funny how that’s always the case. Perhaps we should be using those tracks then. Or, you know, stop hiking up the price for a service that is getting worse.

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I wouldn’t have made it. So I had to pay $200 to guarantee I’d get on the flight that you sold me

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@Qantas - how about a refund on the flight I changed yesterday?
You sold me an end to end flight with an extremely tight turn around in Perth, and I noticed that the Melbourne to Perth leg had been routinely running up to an hour late over the past two weeks….

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So I wouldn’t get stuck in Perth. They assured me that if it was delayed I’d get a notification. The trouble is, it’s the last flight of the day, so I pointed out that it would be too late to move me to anything else. And here we are. The flight is delayed.

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Two thoughts on the #HalftimeShow

1. How does Ludacris have time in his busy schedule shooting Fast and Furious 85 to come back and do this?
2. The roller skate to sneaker quick change was impressive.

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@Julia44993 I'm not sure I'd be trusting the accuracy of an article that can't even be bothered fact checking titles...

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@metrotrains reckon there’s any chance of the upfield lines being on time, like ever, or have we just given up at this point?

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I appreciate that @salesforce probs locked in this #AusGP deal well before redundancies were on the table, but…who thought another round just TWO days before their major (read: hideously expensive) sponsorship of the F1 to 500-odd million people around the world was a good idea?

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Ok, so I caught up* (aka, skimmed through the catch up TV version) on the finale of #TheBachelorsAU and all I can think about is the poor executive who genuinely thought this trash fire was gonna reinvent the franchise and green lit it to go into production…

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All I’m saying is that it only took Rachel and Quinn four seasons to get to the ‘burn it all to the ground on our way out’ stage 🫣 #TheBachelorsAU

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@metrotrains Just waited 45 mins for a train at Anstey, one finally arrived, we got on, we immediately got booted off. Now stranded here with no information - what the hell is going on?

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‘Come back to the city!’ says @LordMayorMelb
But also, we’re gonna close down the trains on the busiest Christmas party weekend of the year so you can’t get home. 😐

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@mrmikechristian Praise the lord for Matty Ryan. Old mate saved the day way more than should have been necessary in that final 15 mins… 🫣

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Mine and @Leonsjogren’s @newscomauHQ #TheBachelor recap tweets!! Nooooooooooooooooo 😭