Matt

Half Asian Jamaican. Proficient in sarcasm and bullshit.

[Matt @accordingtomatt]

Anyone else post a pic they like to cheer themselves up?

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I spy

[R @TheK_Nox]

Being in shape while people your age are letting their bodies fall apart is absolutely a flex

[Matt @accordingtomatt]

Cut

[umi @binobratz]

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

[Matt @accordingtomatt]

Cause

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Yes there are clothes on 😝

[Matt @accordingtomatt]

@CoolRiderr Back days

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Sunset in Paradise

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Guest room

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Jake’s TB

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Category is nude

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It’s been awhile

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@CoolRiderr Love this

[Matt @accordingtomatt]

@CoolRiderr It’s an interesting choice

[Matt @accordingtomatt]

People who talk extremely loud on the phone in public spaces. Do you not care that everyone else is listening? Does it not bother you that you may be disturbing people?

[Matt @accordingtomatt]

It really was cold outside

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Banter is a dying art. Being able to go back and forth with someone who's playful and witty will always be top tier.

And no, it's not always flirting.

[Matt @accordingtomatt]

Baby, it’s cold outside (for real tho)

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Something I noticed about genuinely happy people: They're doing less than you. They have fewer goals. Fewer appointments. Fewer obligations. They've learned that addition by subtraction is real. While you're optimizing every minute, they're sitting on their porch drinking coffee. They're not lazy. They just figured out that most of what we chase doesn't matter. Busy is a choice. Peace is too. One looks successful. The other actually is.

[Jay @Wavymafia]

Nobody supports you more than a social media friend that you have never met.