madison

worlds dumbest idiot

[madison @accordingtommd]

“Yea ma’am, I do ‘❤️ hot moms’ the sweatshirt is correct”

[madison @accordingtommd]

wait, if there’s a creeper… that means…

creeper, aw man 😂🤝

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Fellany @Fellanyxo]

Divorced dad rock 🤝 playing World of Warcraft

[Mo @fruitpibble]

who up making a fool out of themselves

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

When you guys say “it’s so over” well I hate to break it to you but it’s not over. It’s going to continue

[madison @accordingtommd]

#thuggin i want ice cream

[rui💉 @ruisinearly20s]

“you wont feel this way forever this too shall pass” what if i have the feel this way forever disorder

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

ain’t no way god thinks i’m this strong

[Solie @lily__pond]

It hurts
But you must keep trying

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

When you accidentally become important at work

[Veridome @Veridome_]

“you handled that so well” genuinely wtf was the other option

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[madison @accordingtommd]

“I’ve learned my lesson!” -me, who has most definitely not learned shit

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11