The World According to Morty

Follow me, and Listen 🦻🙉up, I have plenty to say. 🐾🐾 🐾 🐾🐾-Mortimer 😆💙🐾🎾

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#jrt #formidable #ready #to #roll

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Perfect

[Molly Dog @Molly_Dog130325]

I’ve been practising for Tongue out Tuesday. Is this any good ?

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@Macys OF COURSE IT WAS IT WAS MADE AT MACY’S!!!! (I get loud when I am happy and excited.) THANK YOU MACY’S!! Sincerely, Mortimer.

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Levi’s fit event with the fabulous personal style icon Kristina Oh, at Macy’s Arrowhead. With Starbucks puppicino directly after. 110% worth braving the apocalyptic rain to enjoy it. -M 🐾💙

#macys #levis #starbucks #servicedog #jrt with @quesarahcooks and @Quesarahsings

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When you need the let people you are the Boss, @Macys is the ONLY place to go. -M

[quesarahsings @quesarahsings]

1. When you get a hat you have to live up to.

#rockoutwithyourtokout #walkthisway #hugoboss #boss #macys

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@quesarahsings @Macys @HUGOBOSS Absolutely factual. I defer to @Macys in this singular dept. -M

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Goosing you with a tough question.

#jrt #duck #toy #assasin with @quesarahcooks and @Quesarahsings

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@Kdgovols @quesarahsings @quesarahcooks Thank you lady!!! -M

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1. When it is your birthday 🎂…

and you know it.

#jrt #birthday #gemini #present #party With @Quesarahsings and @quesarahcooks

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When you see a Gemini and get an infinity sign your birthday.

#jrt #bday #dogbirthday #gemini with @quesarahcooks and @Quesarahsings

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1. The “it is time for bed” look. 

#jrt #mandatory #nowisthetime #bedtime with @Quesarahsings and @quesarahcooks

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Taking it on the chin.

#salmon #jrt #fridaynight with @Quesarahsings and @quesarahcooks

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When your mom dresses to match you, (pt.1 of 2)

#ralphlauren #buttondown #jrt #macys #walkingdead with @Quesarahsings and @quesarahcooks

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3 steps to sleep. (Dedicated process)

#jrt #blanket #tuckedin #ball #ralphlauren #macys with @Quesarahsings and @quesarahcooks

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@Kdgovols @quesarahsings @quesarahcooks 😆🐾💙-M

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After laundry and before dinner.

#jrt #chew #ornery #appetizer #happyhour with @Quesarahsings and @quesarahcooks

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Love finds a way.

#macys #eddiebauer #comforter #wecanworkitout with @Quesarahsings and @quesarahcooks

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@rwyjunior @quesarahcooks @quesarahsings Absolutely! -M

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Blue. Cheese. Omelette.

#jrt #bluecheese #lecreuset with @quesarahcooks and @Quesarahsings