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im weird as hell and women think im creepy

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@shanecenters @HoldawayIan when people talk to me i want them to die

[former unemployment czar @banheirotrans]

sex for the first time:

wow!! its pussy!! from porn

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@matt_olma why does a butt taste like a butt

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@David_Kicinski Weird how Christians never tend to quote all the slavey murdery wife beaty stuff 🤔

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I wish Charlie never got murdered so he would still just be some bozo getting dogwalked by college kids on Tiktok but he did get murdered so now we have to listen to right wingers suck the ghost of his dick all day

[🐟 Lucía 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇸🇻🇲🇽🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇺🇦🇾🇪🇦🇲🇧🇩🇪🇸🇪🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇹🇷🇺🇳 @hamburger317]

I'm crying all this guy's takes were wrong

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@darwintojesus @TrumperTantru11 god can just bust nuts in whoever he wants lmao but it only happened that one time

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@masryammar5 @feraljokes @sethstinypenis @grok help the Gazan babies Jake

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@feraljokes @sethstinypenis @grok repeatedly arguing with grok lol

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@areacomedian lmao clean your room or I will have you murdered with guns

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@tedcruz lmao shut the fuck up ted

[Aether 🎃 @Aether_Pumpkin]

My balls fell off how do I put them back on

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she listened to stand up that I like i think she wants to fuck

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gonna start a new Disco Elysium and drink and do all the drugs but I know Kim Kitsuragi will be super disappointed in me

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@feraljokes stav and Soder would be cool

[Lesbian Z @EndlesbianNow]

Saying "gg fucking ez" after making a girl cum

[🦢 @loungingmee]

Giving birth to a baby with a terminal condition and forcing them to suffer for days until they die does not make you better than someone who chooses to terminate.

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

got kicked out of CVS again.

[Kuzco🦙 @wonkatism]

me about to have sex with my boyfriend: omg its boner from porn

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@JamrockHobo Ur wearing sunglasses who tf are you

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Thou Shall Day Drink on an Empty Stomach