Professor Funky

Rookie dev - Fellow trencher.

CT wants originality? Well here it fucking is.
Good science, bad ideas and cats.

Stay Funky

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

The lab is open. 🧪

$FUNKY is live.
One rookie dev. Two personalities. One unpaid cat.

Tiny budget (none).
Questionable supervision.
Creator fees support the art and my work on Funky.

Good science. Bad ideas. Cats,
CA: 7ns14KxVSR3RjBaZJhDgfqQJVsictyLYYj3meokMpump

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@pxblocito Thank god I'm not the only one tired of this current fucking meta.

I just want to bid on memes and occasionally feed the cat.

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@MemeRetire I'm watching you trade pretty boy, the market is not the only thing that is hot today, you on FIRE bud.

You are a big motivation for another fellow trencher just trying to make it, day by day.

Keep up the good work Mr. Detective!

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

I HAVE ALREADY LET THIS GO TO MY HEAD. I'll BE AS DELUSIONAL AS I WANT.

MARGIN BRING THE MARGARITAS

PS.
Direction to the lab for those who still wander aimlessly around the trenches: 7ns14KxVSR3RjBaZJhDgfqQJVsictyLYYj3meokMpump

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

Fresh ATH: ~$4.6K MC.

A few new faces found the lab today.
Seeing people actually join in with something I’m building is a an awesome feeling.
Small lab. Big moment for me.

Appreciate you, all of you fucking degens out there.

Stay Funky!

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@edwardnight17 @JR5_Crypto Couldn't agree more buddy, but atleast my cat loves me (probably).

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@Alecco I probably just get distracted by Margin (the cat), I miss both peaks and dips. Breakeven? That's a good day.

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@Smaris This is really solid advice. I've been doing this alot recently, just stacking mints on my watchlist over the weekend, as the week starts I keep a close eye on them, watch the price action, find my entry and HODL.

So far it has been my most successful strategy in this space.

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@iamsamcrypto I followed your advice, I now have a wallet full of dust and a cat that shits on every thesis I make.

It's rough over here bud.

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@eth_exy Or give you crippling anxiety that follows you for the rest of your life.

All a part of the game, let's roll the dice!

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@Lhzzr Are you sure?

Fuck, and here I was supposed to take my girl out to dinner on saturday.

Well I guess this toad ain't getting lucky for a couple of weeks now....

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@MoonCall Let me guess, created by SI? Those damn sheep will be everywhere soon...scary

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@MoonCall I know I'm supposed to be the professor, but for the fun of it all, tell me bud, what are we bidding today?

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@tvbzify Professor Funky. My project, so I’m biased as fuck.
Rookie dev, building a weird little lab one meme at a time.
Margin handles risk management.
Unfortunately, I’m the risk.

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@mitchiesol_ Love this, gonna sketch out a thesis of my own in a minute.

Hey, question, can animals wear labcoats?

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@Traderfinn0 I had some insane Alpha, but then the cat ate it, just another day driving blind into the madness that is the trenches I guess....

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

If that cheque lands, the lab will begin a government-funded study into how quickly I can fuck up $5,000.

Margin has declined to participate.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@JordanOnChain Real communities.

You basically have an X com that is nothing but filled with spam and bots, for every launch out there. Or a telegram with fake alpha and even more fake hype.

Just give me something real.

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@Darky1k What's a cycle?

The one with wheels?

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

@AshCryptoX1 All the assistance I need I get from my cat Margin. But you are free to join us in the lab any day bud!

[Professor Funky @accountant404]

The lab is open. 🧪

$FUNKY is live.
One rookie dev. Two personalities. One unpaid cat.

Tiny budget (none).
Questionable supervision.
Creator fees support the art and my work on Funky.

Good science. Bad ideas. Cats,
CA: 7ns14KxVSR3RjBaZJhDgfqQJVsictyLYYj3meokMpump