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I post quotes and funny stuff! Hopefully I make your day by making you laugh!

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I'm using Gorilla Glue on my next relationship

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I got your dinner , your lashes , your wigs and so much more let me cater to you❤️

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Chris Brown's outside telling the police, "I don't see how you can hate from outside my crib. You cant even get in."
HAHAHA LEGGO

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History is repeating itself smh

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Mannnnnn ain't nobody scared of Chris Rock

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If the Seahawks lose again they gonna cut Ciara

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Kim about to go from a pornstar to first lady in the White House

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Nicki wanna drag her back to Tennessee

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I understand Cheif Keef more than I do Iggy

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Miley gonna change her outfit 58 times and still look dumb

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@MileyCyrus Meek about to @ you in 5...4.....3.....

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Meek Nicki cheerleader

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Miley's dad must be so proud

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A$AP & the weeknd looking like they rather be at home

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Miley Cyrus shaped like a Grand Theft Auto prostitute

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Justin Bieber looking like Ellen in the audience

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Melo has 0 rings, plays for the Knicks and you getting accused of cheating on him @lala he's been through enough pain

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I offered $20
He offered $50
u left me for him
If you was smart u would have finessed both of us and had $70

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I gave you $10 and he gave you $20. you felt that he was better just bc he gave you more
The moral of the story is the bitch got two niggas