Bart Robb

I know I was born, I know that I'll die. The in between is mine. What do you do between the arms of the day?

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A once-in-a-lifetime wildlife photograph.

📷shaluwtk

[jennnnnaaaaa @uh_its_jen]

Rest in Heaven sweet Jameson 🐾🌈 LAPD is a disgrace

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Don’t get too comfortable digging into the box. Can you say ‘chin music’? I knew you could. Because the inside corner is my neighborhood.”

[Klara @klara_sjo]

My chud duck son.

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

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[Bart Robb @ace4nu]

@b_cuse_ That’s a strike blue @CWSOmaha

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

When your dad says buy a tractor, but you find a military tank tor the same price

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This Storm chaser and photographer captured one of the most beautiful supercell skies you’ll ever see over the small town of Lorenzo, Nebraska.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Nick Castle, the actor who played Michael Myers in the original Halloween movie, has a cat named Michael Meowers.

[The Head First Podcast🎙️ @HeadFirst_Pod]

Amen Brother

@ATailgateReport live in action

[dog @Dog__Dog0]

"you're laughing?! im trying to keep us AFLOAT"

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[The Resistance Broadcast @TRBpodcasts]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

A firefighter hero dog appreciating the little things after a long week of working hard for the city. Pls heart this hero ❤️

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Now this is a t shirt

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

It’s the 40th anniversary of Back to School, which features one of the best meta jokes ever.
Rodney Dangerfield hires Kurt Vonnegut to write a paper about Kurt Vonnegut… and Sally Kellerman gives it an F, saying the writer “doesn’t know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.”

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

No better words spoken.