Mr Ducks (Parody Account)

Welp…about that time.

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No matter what happens, we’ll always have Four Seasons Total Landscaping, one of the funniest things to ever happen in the history of mankind. Bless 🙏🏻

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@vidae01 Yeah I’ve literally never heard so much discourse about a playoff team resting the final week of the season before.

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@nosilla38 …and you also lost to the Raiders and the Browns, so what is your point?

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@PranavSriraman I think once him and Pat figure out the deep ball, the league is gonna be in real trouble.

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@BrandonFarabee @JaredKCTV5 @JakeEisenberg_ @goldbergkc Hell yes!!!

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@jrjones1985 @RealMNchiefsfan The one leading the team in sacks this season?

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@RealMNchiefsfan @mattderrick I can’t wait to see Carson Wentz throw for 375 and 4 TDs

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@Chiefs7183 This is why we miss Willie Gay

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@bitchwithteeth It’s almost always bad news when you start to peel back even a layer of /political/personal beliefs of the Real Housewives.

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@FB_FilmAnalysis The number of people in the comments crying about phantom non-calls is insane.

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@jasonwhitlock You act like football is some unknowable ritual when it is, in fact, a game that can be analyzed and discussed by anyone of any gender. Just because simpletons like you & TJ are living in the past doesn’t mean the rest of us have to be.

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@MizzouFootball I wish he could be a Chief so badly 😫

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@Jacobs71 If Mahomes wants a TD here that’s 100% on Mahomes. I get he’s got to learn how to get that second foot down but, I’m tired of seeing Mahomes lead him outside on all these deep balls.

[maha @mahaaaay]

mike tyson? from the hangover?

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

27 year old vs. 58 year old? what is this? me picking up chicks at the bar?

[90's Fresh DÁVE @Tagard_McStone]

Well so far so good I guess.

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This is soooooo crazy 😹

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

The Rock went and saw #Oppenheimer in IMAX — choosing to sit in the same seat Christopher Nolan uses to screen his films

"I was thinking... Holy shit ... 'Red One' on this screen ... with this technology ... It's gonna be game over"

The film currently has a 36% on Rotten Tomatoes

[chloe 🦋 @ChloeNumberIII]

Ethan, what if quote tweeting the latest tweet by Pop Crave about Chappell Roan is exactly what Gabriel wants, and precisely what the Entity expects you to do?

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@themeredith Holy Christ 😧