William Edwards

[William Edwards @acemasterflex]

@caleb_yz Tatum shot 6-22 in game 2 of the finals and they still won

[nick stasiak @1staz8]

It’s so funny that Twitter literally had to bully the NBA into making the Finals feel like the Finals again. Trophy and logo on court. National anthem. Starting lineup intros. This is how it should always be.

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[baloo @davekingNL29]

They say penis size is related to shoe size which makes the fear of getting raped by a clown much scarier.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we never question why the super rich are never satisfied with what they already have.

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

He's in a rush at the gas station, put a degenerate lottery ticket person in front of him.

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

saying “shut up” before skipping the ad is necessary.

[Schizoonthemic3 @schizoonthemic3]

Fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed dudes bragging about having the day off

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

me ripping open the bag to my chinese food instead of untying the knot

[remx @biigrem]

Getting stuck behind lottery people at the gas station is a form of torture 😓😓

[William Edwards @acemasterflex]

@AshNicoleMoss The analytics quote was stupid to say, but he just took a Cavs team with a pretty flawed roster to the Eastern Conference Finals. Would he have been better off losing to Detroit in game 7?

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

The difference between CLASS and TRASH!

[William Edwards @acemasterflex]

@TheDemocrats Extremely poor taste to politicize this, on Memorial Day of all days

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[William Edwards @acemasterflex]

@BrettFavre @danielledsouzag

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

They’re taking away healthcare. AI is stealing jobs. Corporations are allowed to poison food and water again. They’re slashing education. They’re starting endless wars in multiple countries. He’s using our money to build a ballroom. He’s manipulating the market. They’re dividing the country even more with a gerrymandering war. He is taking bribes in broad daylight. And they still haven’t released the full Epstein files. This is objectively the worst and most corrupt administration in history.

[William Edwards @acemasterflex]

@LakeShowYo The Knicks would dog walk any team in the west besides OKC and SA. The west has two elite teams and a bunch of overrated ones