Secretary of Balloon Doggies

I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!
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[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@MrEvanRoss @PettyCrockerAR Oh man, how dare someone vote for a candidate just because they support the same positions on policy and law!?

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@ThomasE57249211 @Rickisback_ON_X @marcorandazza John Reese was offering blow jobs for votes!

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@mrsmolescroft @marcorandazza Well, I don’t think Billionaire ketamine addicts should be able to buy candidates, but here we are.

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@UltraMegaTrQn @spookysecretguy @esjesjesj Why yes! For instance, Elon Musk was also paying people to register to vote.

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@IdahoSpud2025 @RightWingWatch No reason to risk an armed robbery conviction over $50.

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@IdahoSpud2025 @RightWingWatch A man with a suitcase can steal more money than a man with a gun.

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@ArgorokX @CathyYoung63 @washingtonpost Well, that’s ironic.

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@amoffatt17 @mattyglesias “The Free Press is Fox News for people who’ve done a couple years of grad school.”

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@lbyron @JamesSurowiecki The only way to get something postmarked is to put it in the mail. How do you propose they are getting the ballots back after they’ve already been mailed?

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@ric90521 @mkraju Well, since that didn’t happen, I don’t see the relevance.

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@lbyron @JamesSurowiecki I’m sorry, are you saying people are sending in blank ballots?

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@Kronykal @HistoryBoomer So you think it’s a clown show because the reality TV guy DIDN’T win?

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@jmhooksline @GaryPetersonUSA The algae will actually be worse because the resurfacing will retain more heat and the water will be warmer.

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@DerrickEvans4WV Yes! Poor people are evil and must be made to suffer. It’s like Jesus said, “Fuck the poor!”

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@RepFine https://t.co/fncqV5pSXB

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

Ahh yes, those sneaky Democrats. Stealing elections by…*squints*…sending an extra ballot to a Republican congressman.

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

Ahh yes, those sneaky Democrats. Stealing elections by…*squints*…sending an extra ballot to a Republican congressman.

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Yesterday, I received an official mail ballot at my Washington apartment for a woman I’ve never heard of.

I’ve rented this place since I got elected OVER A YEAR AGO.

All anyone would need to do is fill it out, sign it, and send it back.

Democrats are stealing elections every day.

PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT!

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@stas_gryshyn @WSJ He is who he is.

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@JJ37984814 @GrunaugenWolf @SteveHiltonx @POTUS But in this case they DID win and they still think it was unfair!

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@jojoxyz4 @KwaMegaMane @ChattyNate49521 @TheLaurenChen Why do you hate the second amendment?

[Secretary of Balloon Doggies @aceoaces]

@sheilasghost @NotHoodlum No, it’s funnier that way.