Lazlo Cravensworth

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[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@S_chua i climbed with Jesse James in Squamish in the summer of 2010! Absolutely wild. He helped me out after a knee injury, but he was a weird dude. Let me see if i have any pictures!!

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@CoachBen47 @Shaunstradamus @neilcalgary Sorry I just thought @shaunstadamus needed some new conspiracy material to work with. But I guess we'll just stick with covid 5g Microchips and fake birds. #boring

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@cityofcalgary @cgyfarmersmarkt is open extra days this week 9-5!! Come down and support local

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@cspotweet Option 4: 🫠 wtf was that even....

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@elonmusk LoL cant believe the site hasn't crashed yet. Can you tell Claire to pay me back now please.

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@elonmusk Don't count my web traffic. I just keep checking to see if your site still works.

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@lolacoaster My money is on Musk entering rehab by Thursday

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@nkirk4homeless @elonmusk Would prefer cold hard Canadian Loonies. Like seriously what would I do with a checkmark?

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@jeffconway @antoni @jvn @Forbes Hmmmm 🤔

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@CalgaryOccupy Ralph Klein gave out 2l pop bottles at Halloween more than JK has ever done for us.

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@adamgoldenberg I read that as Ninja Judges... Now I'm a little dissapointed.

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@JustinTrudeau Dental care & Pharmacare would be life changing. #dentalcare #pharmacare #supporthealthcare

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@stampylongnose

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@stephenharper Is this DeepFake? Why is it greenscreened and weirdly framed. #boomervibes #yikes

[Meg 🇨🇦 @nut_meggy]

BREAKING: Danielle Smith makes promise to appoint Gwyneth Paltrow as Health Minister if she becomes Premier.
#ableg #abpoli

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@dinnerwithjulie The could donate proceeds to Trevor Project or another good cause to help clear out stock?

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@imbecilespod @OurFlagHBOMax 🙌 I would wear it well

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️2️⃣

[Lazlo Cravensworth @acephale_ascent]

@ohraditsecho Honestly... Gigi would have made an UNHINGED Calico Jack