my name is ace pinball

just like a dead man's last pistol shot, 18x tetris maximus champ

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Feelin cute right now, might delete later idk

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@SmokesIndoors lol

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@SmokesIndoors NHL superfan trying desperately to replace woman. These things write themselves

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@SmokesIndoors OPA GANGHAM STYLE

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#darkNL

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@mynlcorner I would like to hear it

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@SmokesIndoors It’s insane? What did it wear a pink shirt to work?

[dopce @chromesandwich]

This *flips my pinball paddles once to show their limited range* is what I master. Yet this, *gestures to the vast expanse of the pinball playfield* is what I must master.

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Get a full body shudder whenever I see tv’s blossom

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@yaoibunga I think they’ve both got a good thing going on. Wonderful friendship

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@SmokesIndoors Why do you obsess over these guys

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@mynlcorner Good dogs

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@SmokesIndoors Look I don’t know what kinda sick fetish stuff you’re up to in your own time. But clean it up on here

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@AndrewStoeten lol he’s our local news broadcaster turned attempted politician (wasn’t elected).

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@UncleBeer They’ll read about it in newsprint and we’ll all be better off

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@SmokesIndoors What’s Friday

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@SmokesIndoors That’s a small garage dude

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[walking through the worst nightmare you've had in your life] ooops, excuse me, pardon me. im not supposed to be in this one. excuse me. uh-oh. just a minute and ill be out of your hair

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@SmokesIndoors Seems unlikely that a novel written in 1996 would have this as a plot but if you say so