Aitu ♠︎ 985

not very active atm ace/demo main || #dbdtwt + #jermatwt + #cbtwt

[Aitu ♠︎ 985 @AcePunchMyFace]

crossplay dbd names are so funny because there’s pc players with names like ‘mori me daddy’ and then console players with like the same username they’ve had since they were 8😭😭

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while using a buttplug that it shot out like a bullet and it went through my drywall and put a hole straight through my elderly neighbours chest next door and killed them instantly

[sara ♡ @cafeyapperz]

im actually crying at these comments

[Joe “shopvac” Powers @PowersJoe77544]

I’m gonna check the weather app 304 times tonight #IMissMyMom #Scared

[Horse slug @horseslug]

bro is tushy a cuss word i'm trying to write a clean rap for my peepaw's birthday

[Shelley Zedkat (no slots atm @shelley_zedkat]

behind

[Lilly @roctivels]

This is triggering something very deep inside me and its making me sad

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

I RECOGNISE NO EARTHLY AUTHORITY EXCEPT FOR THE BUS DRIVER

[🧲 Irene .⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ I STILL LIKE FERDINAND @freaksagi]

still think "cookie dough" is yummy...?! switch the first letters of each word.

[riah 🫧 @at1nytown]

when will the sun finally explode

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff

[kiki @yurikechii]

if poop is scary then its anal log horror

[fent pimp @tattedjugs]

Winnie the what bro that’s nasty cmon

[aisha ⋆﹒༚𓂃⊹ ࣪ ˖ @jirtibby]

the old period stains on my underwear perfectly leading me to where i now should place my pad

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

School Night (Acrylic paint on canvas)

[Larry Fisher 🐉 @burnergod77]

To be so madly in love with my wife that i remember a random stranger that let me hold the pen that led my life to a happier tomorrow. Incredible.

[marrowing @marrowing]

today at target I heard an announcement over the PA that said “at target, we have all the homosexuals you love!” and I was like, what the fuck?? but then I realised it actually said “home essentials”

[jupiter 🔆 @bonnibloop_]

wee wee stcuk in cola can

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

when he popped a squat i gasped

[k!✰ @L0NELY777LUCK]

otw to a wedding and my mom said this…. SHE WAS NOT KIDDING WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAATTTTT

[João Mendes Vasconcelos @joaomendesv]

Quem dotou a raça humana de tanto sentimento