HorseSlug🐌

19 he/him #hi
#1 gastropod fanboy🐌🐌🐌
100% slug certified
PFP by @fatfnaf, backup: @ticklehips

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

i dont wanna play paint the town red bro its too graphic and scary

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

your new strawpage layout gave me all sorts of nasty thoughts bro

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playing monkey in the middle with my peepaws colostomy bag

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saying my peepaws colostomy bag is a rare artifact on facebook marketplace

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

i dressed my autistic son up as morty when we went to lowes and nobody really noticed or cared

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

my opps just took all my robux and made me hit the woah while i was crying

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

@deijahvouz ronald

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

my fat uncle lost his russelbuck funko pop and now hes going into executive dysfunction

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

my foster parents said i cant play happy wheels anymore because its inappropriate and violent

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

dude if you rub your fupa on any more of my fine china im putting you in timeout bruh

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

a molded from resident evil just crawled out of my peepaws veggie cellar and tried ripping my shirt off

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

can you stop watching rick prime edits for a second bro i think your abuela is unconscious

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

if you die in l4d2 expert realism you die in real life bro im serious

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

griefing my fat uncles l4d2 versus lobbies until he has a panic attack

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

bro stop trying to burp morse code youre stinking up the whole house bruh

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

hit the dougie or perish bro

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my fat uncle wont shut up about how funcle stands for fun uncle and not fat uncle

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

they have my fat uncles body hanging in front of spencers because he tried shoplifting rare porns

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

buc ees banned me for trying to blow a raspberry on the managers tummy

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showing my parole officer my awesome new moped tricks