mavis ✨🦇

she/her 𖤐 accidental witch, bee friend, excitable scientist. putting the fairy in nefarious since 1701. I can and will fight you.

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

some days I think I’m a normal person and then other days I scroll through my saved snaps and it’s a video of me saying “weLCOME TO TODAY’S NEWS in which I aggressively talk to you about pumpkins”

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Dezzles @TransportforNSW uncertainty principle in action

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Dezzles hm. yeah okay I’ll grab my coat

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Alison_C_Powell this is defamation

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Alison_C_Powell fucking hell I can hear that gif

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

me, to pan, hunkered down suspiciously by the front door: are… are you bug hunting?
pan: fuckin SCARPERS up the stairs
me, loudly after him: YOU ARE THE ANIMAL CROSSING OF CATS

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Alison_C_Powell ah. bada BIG boom

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

to whichever dick knocked on my door FOUR times while I was in the shower: I’m ignoring you on purpose now

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

I’m literally melting

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

I’m sat in a hot tub. under the stars

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

the world could end in five minutes and I almost wouldn’t be mad

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Dezzles this is unacceptable

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

I HAVE SO MANY THURSDAY THINGS TO DO

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Dezzles limited time offer. hot tub turns back into a pumpkin on Tuesday

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Dezzles but also. you wanna come over? I have a hot tub

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Dezzles HOT TUB BC FUCK YOU

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Dezzles BREAD. FAIR LIGHTS. SCREAM AT SKY. VALET CAR. HOT TUB

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Alison_C_Powell Yeah. I have thoughts and opinions but don’t always share them unless I want to, and if you’ve activated my fight card, it’s bc you’ve said something I disagree with and I will Not be defeated

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

so today the fifty-something, ex-union rep, hardened and cantankerous old teacher in my department told me he’s very glad we haven’t disagreed over [obstacle] at work bc, and I quote, “I have the suspicion that if we fought I wouldn’t win”

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Alison_C_Powell I think those just get me quirky weirdo points, to be honest. I think I’ve managed to cultivate a “doesn’t speak up unless she Has Something To Say” kinda vibe, but where whatever I say is usually held with strong conviction

[mavis ✨🦇 @acertaingenius]

@Alison_C_Powell It is nice to know I can be polite and professional and not be viewed as soft ✨