acesander ♛

Yes it is I, the Ace of Sander.

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden is doing the opposite of scaring the hoes. charming the hoes.

[$PENCER @spenceh8acc]

Addison Rae could smoke directly on to a baby and I wouldn’t gaf

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[ִֶָ @girl01101011]

I’m like actually shaking…

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[s @yoongienthusias]

men do it all the time, live your truth queen

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

sometimes i talk to my mother and it feels like she's in a prison of her own making

[cj- @cjnieI]

I love that 1 second preview of your photo where it looks beautiful right before ur iphone deep fries it

[j @meadandjuniper]

Your 20s are for realizing that all your grandiose life plans pale in comparison to having people you really like being around

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

If I was cast on Summer House I would pretend to be dead in the pool for attention

[WeirdHumanBeing @weirdbeingg]

I think it could hold more

[adam struggling uncle @strugglinguncle]

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

[jen @surewould_]

The cowards at Boston Logan International Airport will not serve me beer until 8:00am this commonwealth is a PRISON

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[nu @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[joey ౨ৎ @joeyiscultured]

so there’s this city called boston, massachusetts