A.C. Hawley

Cold as the streets.

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@qkessenich in re: Hopkins fast break I believe you were looking for a pizza peel, not a pizza flipper. However, you could call it peeling out. She was motoring after all.

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This is all of the campaign mail we've received in the last week. There has been considerably more. This is extremely dumb.

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It's rich that scientology is telling me not to be promiscuous, given that its founder is known for his promiscuity and is affiliated with a sex cult.

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Hey, scientology, I find it ironic that you are airing a special about living a clean life, which includes getting a full night's rest, at 12 AM EDT/ 11 PM CDT. You know when people sleep.

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Yo, scientology. I'm watching your TV channel b/c I hate myself. I hate your channel more. Please hire some better copywriters and get a "theology" that makes sense.

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Oh, remember everyone, it's #ElectionDay You should go vote and not be a garbage person who complains about everything w/o doing something.

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It's never too early to talk about gun control, contrary to what sour orange might say. 3/3

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The Port Arthur Massacre occurred in April 1996. Australia had put in laws and organized a buyback in 6 months. 2/3

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I'm not going to say anything else about Texas today. I did want to make the following point. 1/3

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the front page of twitter is red? what is that?

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@UhhYeahDude Seth, The @TheAtlantic finally caught up with you: https://t.co/dO2TPrtOFp

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@chaircrusher appears so. I was trying to download a song, as you can clearly see. I've revoked access and changed my password.

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@carquigs @beplercise they should give him a toga. If there can be a cat chef, tubbs can get a toga.

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@beplercise @carquigs I usually yell at him because he salts my game old school. I'm just trying to have a nice, not gross yard.

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Speech over. I don't know if he won a single person in the room.

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There is a gentleman in a bear suit. That is all.

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This thing is all over the place. Also, this stump speech is sort of long. I'd have expected him to be done by now.

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Bernie is going in on Wall Street like it's 2012. Again, not wrong, but doesn't speak to me.

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I won't lie. I thought this speech would be more detailed, especially since they're aren't too many people to be swayed here.

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Bernie is mad tried. Said his home state was NH.